What if you had a chance to cleanse the world, would you? Presented with the opportunity to rid the world of One Direction and hopefully turn a profit, I team up with Louis Thomlinson to exterminate the world's most famous band, one member at a time. Despite what the title may suggest, this story is actually a comedy and does not take itself too seriously. If you're looking for a quick read with some dumb laughs, this is the story.

Levi's eyes narrowed. "Don't tempt me, Karma." "No one has to find out." He trapped her against the door. Hot breath caressed her lips. "Dammit, fine. Just enough to get it out of our systems." [Captain Levi x OC]