If you work in child care, you develop a love for a specific child, especially if you work in an orphanage, and Father Alexander Anderson was no different. He had a favorite child. Her name was Celeste, and he loved her as if she were his own, so much so, he went and outright and adopted her, much to his bosses disagreement of the idea. Celeste grew up in the orphanage, and grew to be a good Catholic woman, choosing to work in the orphanage as a caretaker. So what happens when this delicate catholic flower is suddenly the interest of the one corruptible source that would make any father fearful, especially one like Father Anderson?

Alucard has held many titles in his lifetime, from 'impaler' to the feared 'Dracula'. Throughout his dark history, there was a woman, one whom he loved like no other. This is their story. Progresses from 15th-century Romania to the present and follows the events of Hellsing Ultimate.

*TRIGGER WARNING: THIS STORY MIGHT CONTAIN ELEMENTS READERS MIGHT FIND UPSETTING. READERS ARE ADVISED. MINORS DO NOT INTERACT. 18+* After a fight between Alucard and Anderson gets too out of hand, Maxwell and Integra both decide that maybe a marriage is the only way these two can get along, and so Alucard's daughter Ambrosia is arranged to marry Anderson, and both men are actively hating this idea for very different reasons, and Ambrosia is also not a huge fan if it either. so what happens when on the day of the wedding, when the two ring bound souls meet for the first time, they start singing a different song entirely, and realize that maybe it won't be as bad as they thought?

*TRIGGER WARNING: THIS STORY MAY CONTAIN ELEMENTS THAT MIGHT UPSET READERS. READERS ARE ADVISED. MINORS DO NOT INTERACT/18+ READERS ONLY!* After a one night stand neither parties remember, Alucard and Father Anderson both wake up with a hangover, but Alucard feels something very different. While yes, he preferred his male humanoid form, he did indeed have a mature female one that he did use from time to time when he wanted to get frisky. Had that very thing happened, and somehow, got anatomically screwed in more than one way?