[BOOK TWO] [Completed] [Voted #1 Best Action Story in the 2018 Fiction Awards] When the Russians dismantle one of the largest and fastest growing Italian Mafia family's in the States, war is declared. To avenge their friend's death, a fallen king, a washed up queen, a struggling couple, and a depressed brother must come back together to fight. Through their own series of trials and tribulations, they learn that although they can attempt to fight their own battles, the only way they can overcome them is together. That is when they have the most power. ~ ~ ~ © 2018 taintedkissesxo * cover by lvcianos on instagram *

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

The same cliche story of a nerd and jock falling in love. But what happens when the nerd turns out to be a boy that doesn't take shit from anybody and plays hard to get. And the jock a little too trusting. ⬇️⬇️Sneak peak⬇️⬇️ "Fine, we will do the project together." He said throwing his hands in the air, as he surrendered. I just smirked with my victory. "But in one condition; we do it outside the school. I don't want people knowing I'm hanging out with you." He said giving me a disgusted look. "Don't worry, I don't want people knowing I'm hanging out with a dumbass either." I snapped back. "Listen here you." He said while grabbing my collar. "Your little mouth is going to get you in trouble someday." He said between gritted teeth. "I'm sorry, my mouth can't control itself when it's presented to stupidity as low as yours." I said with a smirk crafted on my face. His face turned red and you could see a small vein pop out of his empty head. .......... Find out what happens next.

Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When douchebag lawyer Peter Katz gets diagnosed with terminal cancer, he wants to die painlessly. Still, death seems to elude his every attempt, so he hires an assassin to kill him at a random time and place within the month. Unfortunately for Peter, right after he orders the hit, a treatment is discovered that would add decades to his life. Now Peter Katz has to start running, until the month-long deadline ends. Desperate to survive, he has to deal with tall-dwarves, unionized suicide workers, art terrorism and all the insanity that being alive has to offer. Will he make it to the end of the month? Or will Peter Katz live a life's worth of craziness in however many days he has left? For what is Comedy, but Tragedy + Time? [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]

Did you know that milk does not make your bones stronger? that Kids learn faster than adults? that sharks do not need sex anymore for reproduction? that sleep-deprived Teens are more likely to commit a crime? and eating chili can lead to longevity? Come and read more about it to know the real reason behind these fascinating, mind-blowing and weird science facts. ------ #10 in funfacts #2 in randomfacts *Sources: reliable sites found in the internet world

Inspired by 24 Hours by New Rules. Chae recently had a crush that's not really that much of a heartthrob in comparison to her best friend, Dade. He doesn't like her crush and gets overprotective whenever she's around him. He acts the same when guys she coexist with get too close, too.. Genre: Romance, Humour, Drama..the tags. Status: ONGOING, Updates every week! Status: COMPLETED. Rankings: #2 in Visualization #3 in memyselfandi #2 in pg13ish Enjoy! And don't forget to add, vote, follow, and share!☆ミ ○o。.Peace and Love.。o○ ©　 JHC

"what if I liked you?" "You don't? I thought we were friends." || Ok, y/n's stupid as hell and texts the wrong number bc, well this is a chat ff, what did you expect? Warning: THA FUCK NONE HEHE Also yes I believe i'm hilarious and definitely know where this is going. THANKS FÜR 40K READS

This is the love story of y/n and the big bad boy aka Jake 😦😈😎 (time doesn't exist in this story.) Coolest rankings: #1 in fight song (March 6th 2022) #1 in Satire (March 31 2022) #2 in Cliche (May 13 2022) #1 in Cringeworthy (February 9 2023)