CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN!

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

Oo nga ang daming gwapong lalaki dyan at mas deserving kelangan ko lang daw maghintay, Hindi yung naghahabol ako at nagse-seduce ng lalaki dapat sila daw lumapit at mangse-seduce na nga lang ako sa Bakla pa. Dito nag-umpisa lahat ng kaOA ko maseduce ko lang at mapaibig yung Crush kong Bakla. Nagmumukha na nga akong Desperada ...