31,198 words: A routine exorcism trip goes horribly wrong when the cram students get into a car accident and become stranded in the middle of nowhere.

(Max is 13 and Neil is 14 in this fanfic! Also, I have no ownership of Camp Camp!) What if, in the episode Mind Freakers, instead of Neil being obsessed over Harrison's magic trick and how he could do it, he was actually worried about Max rather than the magic trick? I'll tell you what would happen-- Maxeil/Nax would become sO CANON- *ahem* Anyway, a whole new story would unwind, and the two would fall in love. The problem is, Max is incredibly dense, since he never loved anyone romantically before (He used to love his parents, but let's not get into that... yet). So, Max tries his best to understand /why/ he feels so happy around Neil, or the knot in his chest when he sees Tabbii fawning over Neil. It's time for Max to learn How to Love Someone.

After revealing his identity to his parents goes completely wrong and Danny flees to Paris. What Happens when Danny is given a small ancient blue and black box that contains the miraculous of the shark? Is this a way Danny could continue helping people without using his ghost powers? What will the two other miraculous holders of Paris think? Read and Find out.

Opportunities are something that presents itself at the strangest of times. A single line of a barkeeper was enough for Danny Fenton to seek employment at Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Little did he know that for the next year he would have to deal with obnoxious inquisitors and murderous dark wizards. Should have become a janitor.