"I need you to pretend to like, be my boyfrie-" "No." ~ In which Julie Anderson asks her best friend and roommate to pretend to be her boyfriend while she goes on a trip to see her family. Starters, no smut in this, i don't want a request for smut in this or even a hint at it because i will start sobbing uncontrollably. also there are no ships in this cus ew why would i yk? if anyone who is spoken about in this book states verbally thru text or mouth that they are not okay with this i will delete this book. only tw is cursing, and a possibly (Kay, why, ess) joke that they may make to one another- and possibly drinking/and or smoking, but if that ends up happening there will be a tw at the top of the chapter.

𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐧𝐞.❁ ●・○・●・○・● ❝ɪ'ᴍ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴀ ꜱɪʟʟʏ ᴍɪɴᴇᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ ɢᴏᴏʙᴇʀ❞ A date with cold feet and a wrong number leads to Charlie messaging a stranger. ✪ 𝓞𝓡 ✪ Connie receives a message from a wrong number and decides its time she made a new friend. ❝ᴍɪɴᴇᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ? ɴᴏ ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴀᴛᴇ ꜰʟᴀᴋᴇᴅ.❞ ●・○・●・○・● ----- Highest Rankings: #1 IN SLIMECICLE !!! (08/30/23) #1 in ranboo (09/11/23) #1 in dsmp (09/07/23) #1 in Nickisnotgreen (08/18/23) #1 in charlieslimecicle (08/19/23) #1 in jshlatt (08/21/23) #1 in slimecicle (08/21/23) #1 in qsmp (08/25/23) #1 in justrollwithit (09/02/23) #1 in wilbursoot (09/03/23) #1 in tubbo (10/6/23) #1 in tommyinnit (10/11/23) #1 in quackity (10/22/23) #1 in tednivison (01/04/24) #2 in karljacobs (08/31/23)

"𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐍 𝐃𝐔𝐃𝐄, 𝐈 𝐃𝐈𝐃𝐍'𝐓 𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐍 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐖," meet clementine adair - a 20 year old simmer who just can't stop competing with those damn dreamsmp members. when she finds out one is her downstairs neighbor after she breaks his window, how will she cope with having to live with him?

🕷️ ❀*̥˚𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞 - ❀*̥˚🕷️ ˚ᵇᵉⁿ ᵇᵉᵃˢᵗ ˚ .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。. 𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭, 𝐝𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝗼𝐟 𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫, 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝗼 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐝𝗼𝐧 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐩. 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝗼 𝗺𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝗼𝐰 𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝗺𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬, 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧𝐭 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐭𝗼 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝗼𝐯𝐞. ────────────────── @𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐀𝐗𝐈𝐎𝐍 🕸️ ᵇˡᵃᶜᵏ ʳᵉᵃᵈᵉʳ! 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝: 9/12/24 𝐄𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝:

━ 𝐠𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐚𝐧𝒅 𝒈𝒍𝒐𝒘 🌸 ✶ 🜸 ﹕ ૮ 이 💕𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐒 & 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐄 ҂ 𝟎𝟎𝐲 𓍯 𝖻𝖾𝗇 𓇼 𝖿𝗅𝗈𝗋𝗂𝖺𝗇 ♡̶ ゛𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘁🎀

𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐒𝐄𝐄 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐃𝐎 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐄? 𝐈 𝐂𝐀𝐍'𝐓 𝐄𝐀𝐓, 𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐄𝐏, 𝐎𝐑 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐊 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓. 𝐌𝐘 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔. (y/n) carter grew up with a tough childhood. watching her parents die at such a young age she was forced to grow up fast. raised by the hands of her childhood neighbor she was taught that no matter what your blood status was you treat everyone with kindness and that was exactly what she did. She made friends with people who were considered "blood traitors," "mudbloods," and "halfbreeds" and at the end of it all she let herself fall in love with one. her life never made much sense to her until she had found a purpose. a purpose in the weasley twins. [Ranked #3 for witchesandwizards 1/2/2021] [Ranked #1 for Hogwartswitchcraftandwizards 4/12/2022] NEW CHAPTERS EVERY WEDNESDAY! [𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐱𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑] [𝓈𝑜𝓇𝒸𝑒𝓇𝑒𝓇'𝓈 𝓈𝓉𝑜𝓃𝑒 - 𝒹𝑒𝒶𝓉𝒽𝓁𝓎 𝒽𝒶𝓁𝓁𝑜𝓌𝓈] All characters are owned by JK Rowling, except Aiden + Wren.

"she sees in black and white thinks in greys but loves in c o l o r" what answers can you give to the girl who questions everything?

"𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐲𝐥𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧' 𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧'." "𝐨𝐡, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐞. 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which carolina carter has to deal with a tornado outbreak, studying for finals, and two tornado wranglers falling for her, and all in one week [ oc x tyler owens x boone with a big age gap ]

"𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝 𝐩𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐬 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐠𝐲." "𝐨𝐡, 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐨𝐧." "𝐬𝐡𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐮𝐩. 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐰𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which an alabama mechanic comes out of storm chasing retirement because kate carter is a master at puppy dog eyes

"𝐈 𝐚𝐢𝐧'𝐭 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧' 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲." "𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐦 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧, 𝐭𝐲𝐥𝐞𝐫. 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐢𝐧'𝐭 '𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧'." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which everyone calls boone's sister baby and she never seemed to mind - especially when it was tyler owens calling her that