Cover: Tobi's a good boy! Madara's a bad boy! Hey, I thought it was funny okay.

This book is property of; UCHIHA ITACHI Do not take this book thinking you can use it for blackmail, Deidara this means you. Do not read this book, Kisame this means you. Do not sell this book for money, Kakazu this means you. Do not destroy this book, Hidan this means you. Do not use this book for your puppets, Sasori this means you. Do not tear the paper out for origami, Konan this means you. Do not eat this book, Zetsu this means you. Do not write your plans for world peace in this book, Leader-sama this means you. Do not use this book as a bedtime story, Tobi this means you. Do not chidori this book just because it belongs to me, Sasuke this means you. THIS BOOK IS FOR COMEDIC PURPOSES ONLY. THERE IS NO PLOT TO THIS BOOK. I do not own Itachi T^T. I don't own any Naruto characters or the Naruto plot.