Five Weasley children in one holiday to a country they had never been to before. 1 in 5 were going to majorly fuck up, and the other four would laugh as they were made to clean up the mess. It was inevitable. Though what Percy didn't know yet, was that he was the 1 in 5. And that a certain Oliver Wood was entirely to blame.

By reader request, the original, unfinished version of My War Is Over has been left published here. To read the final, updated, and soon to be complete version, please check out my collection of fics or use this link:

Hearthstone's story was a tragedy before Blitzen came along. Blitzen's story was a half-assed adventure story before Hearth was in it. They were awesome together. This is the story of how they happened. From the very beginning to the end. All characters belong to Rick Riordan unless it says it isn't. May or may not continue this. If people actually read it, maybe I will be more inspired to, and I'll definitely be more inspired if I get any comments or votes. Just let me know what you think and I hope you enjoy! -A.L.

*BLITZSTONE ORIGIN STORY NOVEL* Blitzen is alone. All of Nidavellir, the underground world of dwarves, laughs at him as he grieves the death of his father. On the night of his lowest moment the cavern ceiling slices open and spits out a being of light -- a deaf and dying elf who dabbles in rune magic. The two of them are haunted by their pasts. Their only hope of moving forward lies with finding the severed head of Mimir, the god of wisdom and knowledge. But the path to reach him will be dangerous and inhospitable. Can an eye-rolling elf and an irritable dwarf work together to reach what they most desire? Or will they fall short of realizing what matters most in the end?

Random AU's for the Ineffable Husbands that either come out of my mind or got inspired by other AU's in the community (if that is the case, I'll specify from where and who the original AU came from). Chapter lengths may vary from very short to very long, I don't plan on giving myself a minimum or maximum word count for this. Even if one goes on for very long and probably should be broken up into several parts, I'll refrain from doing so, to keep it as a literal one-shot. So this should be fun. (Book says "Completed", but that will only be official when the line below says "Word Count" and not "Current Word Count". If it still has "Current", that means there's still more AU ideas I haven't gotten to, but will someday. If you like how I write the ineffable spouses, add this book to your library so you're notified when a new one-shot comes out!) Current Word Count: 311,500 (56 one-shots)

Tony Stark. The merchant of death. Loki Laufeyson. The monster parents tell their children about at night. When their soulmate marks get in the way of their hatred... Will they ever learn the truth? | soulmate au - where a mark appears every time your soulmate kills | TW // suicidal ideation, self harm, drug addiction, alcohol dependency, torture Originally on ao3, I'm uploading it here!!