If you were given one more chance, far from the cruelties of Earth, would you chose to remain indifferent or give a chance to the world? Shi Shuan died. Yet he wakes up on a sacrificial altar and people worship him as a god. But he's not a prophet, nor the saviour they are waiting for. In the country torn with upcoming war, a bizarre party of a human, ghost and a demon tries to stay afloat. I'm translating. The original Wattpad story is by @FrozenRoseBerry Please vote if you respect the author's work 👌 •Art is not mine nor author's •Novel will go through remake when completed, so I'll have it translated again < The translation is undergoing a remake right now for Your comfort of reading >

note : for offline purposes only. I'm not the original author. Shao Qing grew up in the orphanage. In order to survive he went to school during the day and worked part-time at a restaurant during night, becoming a proficient cook. He was looking for his parents when he got into a traffic accident and died. He was reborn into decades before and activated the portable space in his jade pendant. He grew many kinds of flowers, planted trees and sold fruits, opened a restaurant and filmed videos. In this time when internet celebrities are all on the rage, I must stand above the other shows. Boss Ling Senhao: Lately I've taken a liking to this one person. Long legs, slender waist, really good at acting and the key point is he makes good food. Say, should I sign him or should I sign him? Mo Shaoqing: So we only agree to work together? Everyone: Male god Mo's food is so delicious *cries* Mo Shaoqing: Actually I'm a cook who'd being held back by my acting work! In short, this is a gourmet internet celebrity. He started with private kitchen, exploded from forums to weibo then to the entertainment world, from China to overseas, getting the attention of everyone. The guide to eating: 1. There's a little bun, but the main character doesn't have double gender. 2. Sunny handsome fine dining expert Shou × half-chinese foodie elite Gong. 3. Last year's, mainly about good food, a bit of Xuanhuan, as well as some showbiz. 4. (Mary) Sue novel, there's a golden finger.

To lighten the wrath of his blackened readers, Frozen Milk was forced to transmigrate into his own novel to witness what *** he wrote. What's this? One plothole, two plotholes... plotholes everywhere! How do you counter a novel full of plotholes? Of course, with constant bullshit, constant crap and constant nonsense! It shouldn't be working but the result? Terrifying! Long live holy creator Frozen Milk! "Damn! What the hell is this?? Wasn't this supposed to be a comedy rip off? A parody? So, why are all my characters leeching onto me? Do I look like a bamboo stick to climb and eat? To stick in between your cheeks?" "Hello? System help?" "System is currently on holida- undergoing maintenance, host." "%$@#!" Frozen Milk was nearing his despair. Bent, straight, bent, straight, bent, STRAIGHT!!!! Be ready to have your brains fried, your life questioned and above all your integrity disappear! ----------------------- Disclaimer: some profanities and innuendos Has elements of BL updates every Wednesday First book in the 'Scum Series'

After getting betrayed by his girlfriend, Lan YiWei developed a hatred for women, becoming a misogynist. One day, he returned home and bought a novel that has been popular among people recently. Unbeknownst to him, just as he finishes the novel, he suddenly blacked out and woke up in an unfamiliar place. YiWei: Where the f*ck is this place?! System: [Host! Don't worry! You have been chosen by the Lords to complete tasks in different worlds] YiWei: Sh*tty system! At least warn me before knocking me out! ???: Baby, stop ignoring me~~ YiWei: Who's your baby, ah? Shouldn't you be having a swarm of disgusting women by your side? Why are you following me?! ???: Wifey, can't husband stay by your side? I love you ♥♥♥ YiWei: ... F*ck!!! Author: And then they papapa and lived happily ever after. [NOT A TRANSLATION] [ORIGINAL WORK] [UNEDITED] [WILL REVISE IN FUTURE] Published: 2/09/2020 Finished: ??? Status: Ongoing (Sporadic Update)

In other novels, the plot usually gets messed up because of the transmigrators whereas Shi Shen, the male protagonist, messed up his own plot before others even had the chance to do it. Transmigrator A, "His beauty is unparalleled, his skin is white as jade. He has a king aura born to be a sovereign Pei All bullshit! All I saw was a nerd with skin dark as charcoal! Sovereign my butt! He just lived in an old neighborhood downtown!" Transmigrator B, "System, I say why would you even give me the plot when nothing goes according to it! 1 star rating, 1 star!!" Transmigrator C, "How come the Shi clan has declined because of the lack of heirs? Isn't the male protagonist supposed to be the heir? How come the Shi people said that he was dead!?" . . . "That being said you have finally gotten demoted into cannon fodder. You will travel to other worlds to complete some tasks and fix those broken worlds." Shi Shen, "..." "Failed and you will be forever a canon-fodder with a miserable ending." Another quick transmigration story about Shi Shen who used to be the male protagonist is now working hard to pay off his 'debt' when he suddenly found himself a man who is chasing him non-stop wanting to press him down. The picture is not mine, the credit goes to the original owner. This novel is going to have a lot of grammatical errors so please read at your own risk ^^.