Straight Jimin likes sports, beer, and big tits. Gay Jimin likes pastel colours, RuPaul, and Britney Spears. Neither is the real Jimin. But in a school where the straight kids and the LGBT+ kids are practically at war, a boy has to do what he can to get bi. [will contain mature themes] - collab with @ilove_joon -

"So this is my new secretary?" Mr.Styles asked, raising one of his eyebrows. "Yes." The now ex-secretary replied. Mr. Styles frowned, giving Louis a once over, "I was expecting...someone...I don't know, better?" "Excuse me, Mr.Rude, I will be the one managing your schedules from now on so you might want to watch your tongue."

; the one where michael is very popular and very homophobic but things get complicated when he makes a new best friend.

luke hates his coworker michael.