These two fruity assholes have taken over my life now, and I'm about to make it everyone's problem. So here's my collection of oneshots and little story bits. Insert your obligatory "this is about the characters, not the content creators" here. Don't ship real people and keep in mind that I'm writing about the characters, and purely the characters. (Art not mine ((Obviously))) If you have any questions about any of these AUs, feel free to ask me about them! I love answering questions about them. And if you spot something that I should add to the warnings, let me know so I can add them!

Wilbur was tired of being a hero. He liked to believe that he was a good hero, but being a good hero wasn't enough. It was never enough. Always compared to his twin brother, the golden child of the Minecraft Hero Family. Wilbur lived in Techno's shadow. He hated it so much and he wasn't sure how much more he could take. He wanted to be seen for who he was. He was Wilbur goddamn Minecraft, and he refused to let himself be a side note in someone else's story. Villains had one right; the right to choose a nemesis. A thesis to their anti-thesis. A rival. His subordinates always questioned why he chose Magpie. He never bothered to explain. He had met the hero once, and that was all it took. The eldest of the Minecraft children was so much more than anyone realized. There was a deep running fury hidden under his mask. The hero was fast approaching his breaking point. That, is why Quackity chose him. Wilbur Minecraft was going to fall soon, and he was going to fall hard. And Quackity would be right there waiting, ready to catch his songbird when he did. (Art belongs to @smimsalted who is a part of my Discord server and deserves all the love for this amazing piece!)

Quackity makes a bet with Wilbur that he couldn't go a week without having sex with him. Therefore the bet is 1 week without sex for the two. Wilbur thinks it will be easy, but Quackity already thought of that...and Wilbur is in for a treat (literally). Enjoy

Wilbur comes into Las Nevadas late at night and runs into Quackity while on a smoke break. The two surprisingly bond, and things get a little more... intimate. Cover by @karumkin on Twitter!

"I could drink your blood if you let me, baby- drain you o' your love until you hate me." It's the 1800s. Alexis Quackity has been sent on a business trip to England, arriving at a certain Wilbur Soot's lavish castle. But Wilbur isn't an ordinary human. Well, he's not exactly a human. Things get complicated when he develops a certain... liking... for Quackity. [Contains smut!] "Blood! Didn't they want your blood? So why apologise for being blue and cold?" Cover by @cyani07 on Twitter

A Quackbur/ TNT Duo story

Quackity had a rough time with people, especially people that he loved. He grew up with Schlatt, the first ever person he had truly loved. He was hoping for one of those "best friends to lovers" stories, but at the young age of 13, Schlatt would hurt Quackity. Quackity then realized he must leave the person he loved the most. After only a day of being in a new town, Quackity found someone that would change his life.. Tw: This story will contain bullying and some type of sewer slide attempts. This will also contain a serious character(s) death. My bad guys 😰

Quackity, a priest, investigates the mysterious, almost paranormal, happenings that have been going on in Church Prime, and ends up summoning a demon. An attractive demon. Named Wilbur. CWs for this book: Religious trauma, heavy gore/violence, brief mentions of s/h, sexual references