I met my mate on the day I was rejected. There were ups and there were downs. I knew I was destined with him I was crazy about him but he might not be into to me as I'm into him

Who knew one day Jordan would be abducted and held hostage in a smoky cabin? Of course she didn't!

FUNNY TEXTS!!

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

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Funny appropriate jokes and texts. Some are mine some are not!

The title says it all! These post will inspire you, make you laugh and cry, and well, uh, in my case, want to kill somebody :P. Enjoy!

Some funny texts I read and thought I would write them. Hope you like them! I do not own these!!!! Sorry if I offend anyone.

Impossible things to do unless you want to dare the impossible and try these tasks. Just comment if you tried or have tried these things and you know their not impossible. I think their impossible. Do you?

Humphrey is finally adopted by a loving family. She also takes her long time best friend with her, Heinz a mustard yellow labrador. They figure that Heinz was a long time survivor of cancer but suddenly things change to the worst. Heinz is diagnostic with another cancer and effects everybody's life. Will he survive?...