I'm a 16 year old girl, by the name of Umber. And yes, I realize that its a boy name! But anyways, I've been assigned a mission, which is a lot harder than it seems. I travel to Johto, in order to track down a certain red-headed boy, who my boss instructed me to find. Seems easy enough, right? Not quite; considering he can't find out I'm from Team Rocket, and I've got an annoying, gold-eyed trainer following me around. And I've got a cuddly, loving Dratini who is anything but helpful. Now I can see why villains have trouble succeeding... [Picture used for cover does not belong to me] [PKMN Watty: Best Romance Story, Winner 2013] [PKMN Watty: Best Character: Umber, Winner 2013

A preciousmetal one shot, celebrating Gold's birthday. Read and enjoy. Or read and not enjoy, whichever.

Its my birthday, so what? That doesn't matter...at least I thought. Gold insisted on bringing me to the Dexholder's Christmas Eve party and, well, I get quite a surprise...[Pictures do not belong to me]

A birthday one-shot for Trainer Red! I want to make sure Red has an amazing birthday in Unova, but what exactly would the silent trainer want...? (Game!Red since I don't think I'm good at writing Manga!Red yet) [Picture used for cover does not belong to me!]

This is the third time writing this summary oh my Arceus. I Hate Everything About You sequel. Umber sees Silver again and shit happens. N is there. I don't know what was here. Something about relationships? I don't know just read it if you read the first book.

I just randomly thought of it. So instead of writing and revising short stories for you guys, I'll just update here to please your craving. A book of with a brief title with a lot of meaning. You readers can participate as tribute to this overly private book too. I did this so I can humiliate my self to people I love and I don't know. Enjoy^_^

What if you woke up in Pokemon?

A 1P and 2P Japan short story. No romance (unless you call getting stabbed by your shadow bonding). No yaoi. Lastly, No romance. ......you silly fangirls..

Ever listened to a song or watched an anime for some reason and it had no subs? Luckily for you I get bored easily and likes to research about random stuff. This book contains simple text and is totally not confusing.also available in other languages coming soon. Enjoy^_^

Just random quotes from anime, turning that frown upside down quotes, to just simple randomness. Enjoy^_^