I enjoy randomness. You enjoy randomness. So read this. Because The Book of Randomness is CATBUG.

"You're a wizard, Luke. And, no, this is most definitely not a spin-off of Harry Potter." "… My suspicions were confirmed. This really is a spin-off of Harry Potter." HOORAY FOR LONG DESCRIPTIONS! Welcome to the remake of 'Luke Hemmings and the Sorcerer's Stone'! You can find the original on greenbeans_hood (.. I think?). Anyways, this story is basically a wild combination of THOUSANDS of fandoms! Oh, God, this is getting a little too long. So, shall we start?