[ warning: EXPLICIT SEXUAL CONTENT ] SUMARRY: life is short, might as well... steal a carrot and shove it up your ass in the walmart restrooms? ──────────────────────── 🏷️... → author's note: another short story (these are fun to make) because i'm bored and i still haven't updated any of my other books. enjoy!       , famel bob ! ✩

❛ 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝗻𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝗯𝗮𝗯𝘆 ❜ ❛ 𝗻𝗼, 𝗽𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲! 𝗻𝗼 ❜ ❛ 𝘀𝗼𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗯𝗮𝗯𝘆, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄... 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙪𝙥 ❜ ╰─ 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛,          one finds themselves trapped in a dark basement with exactly 31 hours to escape until your raptor comes back to breaks your ankles.             𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙧𝙪𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙤𝙪𝙩.              what will you do? ⥼DEDICATED TO: @sangcock-woo ❛ 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨! ❜                            ⇣ ꒰ 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 ꒱                                  - blood                                 - ankles                                - violence                          - strong language ────────────── short fanfic by: @-cxothicol     ↳ ꒰🏷️꒱ STATUS: [𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗗]

y/n has a dick. y/n fucks the thanksgiving turkey. thanksgiving is fucked (literally) thanks to y/n. happy thanksgiving!                      featuring: a 'i'm fucking                   done with this job' narrator credit to my friends during lunch for idea.

Shrek and you have known each other since you were both children. You one day realize that you love and and he admits he loves you! But a tragic accident could change everything.