how tf did you find this book. this book is 100% satire btw read at your own risk. cover art made by me 😋

1st chapter and idea by user @galaxydoggy (https://www.wattpad.com/user/Galaxydoggy) (We hope it's okay with them that we took over because they seemingly abandoned their story). One of us found this amazing piece of literature and decided that we'd continue it. You're probably going to need a good old cold shower after reading this...

Low key the best lemon I ever wrote.