The main singer was kicked out of the most famous band in Japan? and there's only a few months before the next concert? how will they find a new main singer in time? just when all hope seems lost, Kaedehara Kazuha hears a strange voice singing a beautiful melody near the forbidden lake...

Kaveh drunkenly decides he is better at flirting and wooing people than Alhaitham. Alhaitham takes him up on the challenge, much to the architect's dismay. 𓆩✧︎𓆪 Join us on the Haikaveh Discord (16+): https://discord.gg/hkvh

Five times Kaveh complains about his engagement ring and one time he decides to fix it. 𓆩✧︎𓆪 Join us on the Haikaveh Discord (16+): https://discord.gg/hkvh Originally written by Zeferyx on Ao3, posted with permission.

⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆ｊｕｖｅｎｅｓｃｅｎｃｅ ! two childhood friends that eventually got reunited. - contains swearing - modern au - ships haikaveh cynonari candehya - cover credit - @Suuuya_ on twitter - all characters in the book belong to hoyoverse / mihoyo

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Scaramouche, a burnt out salaryman, wakes up in the house of an enigmatic stranger after one particularly tiring night. The stranger is most beautiful he's seen in a while, with crimson red eyes that sucks him in like a siren lures in sailors from outer sea. Well, shit, he's hot. Rejuvenated by a much needed nap, Scaramouche says the next most reasonable thing anyone would say in the presence of a handsome stranger. "So, wanna fuck?"

Alhaitham's life has been tainted with disturbances. At the age of 2, his hearing was categorized as deafness, and his migraines have been progressing in severity. The one thing that he's found, in the midst of his knowledge-focused ambitions, is an escape in the form of his friend and roommate, Kaveh. As he navigates through a new chapter of his life, college, Alhaitham begins to realize that he needs to move away from his cold, unfeeling demeanor. Kaveh helps him to face his emotions head on, developing a relationship with his roommate that neither of them can fully comprehend. this is copyrighted as me n @mangodonut's so if u use our ideas like zhongli being a bully ?? we'll come for u ---------------------------- i appreciate comments very much :) KHFKDH THIS IS SOME CRACK ASS FANFICTION BRUH anyways uh credits to @MangoDonut for writing modern college scaramouche and kazuha ??? this shit is meant to be as cringy as it possibly can im really having a lot of fun also i don't go to princeton so im sorry if my portrayal of princeton gets on ur nerves and im also sorry if my portrayal of being deaf gets on your nerves. im not deaf, so i don't know what it's like, but ive consulted the internet + talked to people abt what it's like to be deaf. just experimenting w this sort of characterization. pls don't come at me. also, im totally open to criticism on this basis. if i get some shit wrong in writing a deaf character, ill be happy to receive help on how to make the story more accurate!!

Co-written with @FlamboyantBanana. Also posted on Ao3 :) A series of Genshin one shots including many ships (see tags) and a wide variety of miscellaneous non-ship works we made up at midnight filled by sugar! Yay! Enjoy our suffering! Each chapter is dedicated to whoever wrote it, bc this is co-written obv. We'll hold a competition in the end to see which one-shot is the best, and we'll make that into an entire separate longer book, for the funne lol Includes: crack, fluff, insanity, low brain cell count, pg-13 swearing, humor, feel good vibes in basically every chapter to ease your angst-filled heart, and suggestive language Doesn't include: smut, graphic depictions of violence, reasonable plot lines This is FlamboyantBanana, and you're watching Disney channel! ✨✨ If you don't like the topic or ship of a chapter just skip it (^ _−)☆ Cover is a screenshot of Venti literally staring at Xiao's ass saying "Hehe, very nice" from one of Genshin's official videos like they do this to us and then promote WAY TOO MUCH Xiaother in the actual game what do they WANT FROM US- Updates kind of random but about every other day until our oneshot reservoir runs dry, then maybe weekly? Semiannually?

in which Alhaitham notices things are missing and caught the thief in his bedroom one day

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