Well this is different, I thought to myself, as I stared at the 5 boys now standing in front of me.The grins were long gone from their faces, and a new dumb-founded expression was now playing across their features. "You never told them I was gonna be a girl, did you ?" I narrowed my eyes at Simon, while nudging Val, who was clearly trying not to laugh at the boys expressions. ------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm Rickie. Just turned 18, finished my exams, got an awesome new motorcycle, and I'm currently heading over to England to study law and psychology at Oxford University, and finally start training in the London police department with my overprotective, idiot of a twin brother (Who I love to bits, but he doesn't need to know that) Everything had been prearranged and was supposed to be a simple matter of settling in our newly bought apartment, focusing on my education whilst attending training, and overall, carrying on in a NORMAL manner. What really happened couldn't have been further from the truth. Being hired as a personal bodyguard for a world famous boy band who I was supposed to be protecting from a series of seemingly unconnected "Accidents", whilst refraining my own brother from seriously harming any of them because of the fact they keep hitting on me - wasn't really on my agenda when I thought about the things that I would be doing when I got here. Did I mention I was also currently living with them ? Or that one of them has a burning desire to smother me in possessiveness ? No ? Make that all of them.

Ruby Ferns, is a 19 year old Directionator. Her best friend makes her go to a One Direction concert and sneak into their tour bus to steal their under-wear, I know, her friend's weird. But then event's turn, they get caught, and Ruby find's herself stuck on a bus, alone, with a band she hates. Forcing her to stay, one of One Direction's own has some odd feeling's rise. Ruby also start's to feel butterflies in her tummy for one of the band member's. So, will their love be strong enough? Will she give up her hating ways and turn into a Directioner? Will her feeling's come out and will he accept her? Or will she murder them all or leave them stranded in a desert with only chilli sauce?

It started with a Starbucks cup and an insane Greyhound to get them to meet. Sofia Thanos is a laid back girl with a passion for cooking. Zayn Malik is a British popstar whose band, One Direction, is winning the hearts of people all around the world.

Woah woah woah! Stop right there! Think this is another cliche story about a chick being adopted by my family? One Direction? Well, you're mistaken. This is more of a 'The wild adventures of Anna Tomlinson and her crazy idiot family!' I'm not joking. You may piss yourself reading this. All I can say is.... my family is a bunch of nutters. Book #1 in the Adoption Series

17 year old Jessica used to date Niall Horan, but after he cheated on her, they haven't really spoken. Ever since her 4 best friends hooked up with the rest of One Direction, she's forced to spend time with him. But now she's moved on and got a boyfriend, will Niall and Jess ever be a couple again?

Jack is one badass chick! She is a professional boxer and doesn't like to let people in. She'd much rather keep to herself. She has a family: The Prodigy. Mash/Michelle, Sam/Samantha, Fist/Flynn, Bones/Lawrence and Grim. Her boxing team, but her family. Niall James Horan, he is getting shit from everyone. Fans sais his gay, people beat him up cause he's too skinny and small. He doesn't deserve to be in one direction, he's ugly, he can't sing. Bullshit! One Direction is on a break and now they've gotten asigned personal trainers. Jack just so happened to end up as Niall's. With Niall's doe eyes and fragile personality, he becomes Jack's soft spot and it's hard for her to say no to him. Will Niall find out why she's so closed? What she's hiding? How will Niall cope with the hate? Will it all end in a deep, black hole or on cloud nine with unicorns and rainbows? Guess you're gonna have to read to find out ;)

Getting bitten by a vampire is something, but getting bitten by five hot vampire celebrities is something else. Amberia Purt is a 17 year old American Directioner. Just like every other directioner, she dreams to meet the five knights in shining armor of her life. Who could know taking a short bathroom break could change your life? *Dramatic gasp* This story should be categorized as vampire, werewolves, fan-fiction, teen-fiction, adventure, fantasy, humor, mystery/thriller, paranormal, & romance, but unfortunately, they only allow each story to be put in only 2 categories. [This story is UNEDITED, so please don't complain about errors, plot-holes, and etc. WARNING: It's also BATSHIT CRAZY HAHAHAHAHA.] [X] This is the ONE & ONLY One Direction Bit Me. I've seen so many imitations after this fanfic, and I want you all to know that this is the ORIGINAL. Thank you! :) -This story is completely HUMOROUS, so stop taking it so seriously.-

"when you said your last goodbye i died a little bit inside i lay in tears in bed all night alone without you by my side but if you loved me why'd you leave me?" chapters in the beginning may be carroty, they were written in 2012. COMPLETED, SEQUEL COMING NOVEMBER/DECEMBER 2014.

This novel is currently under construction. The once Harry Styles fan fiction novel, Stealing Every Piece of Your Heart, is in the process of becoming a regular teen fiction novel titled, Tidal Waves. So a warning to any new readers, reading this now probably won't make much sense. Please check back when it's finished! Or if you do plan to start, the chapters for Tidal Waves are indicated by the chapters being titled by the number alone. :)