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𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗬 by _VXMP___
_VXMP___
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•༊࿐๋࣭ 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐄𝐃! ༊࿐๋࣭ 𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐒! 【!𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐑!: 𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙮 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝙜𝙤𝙧𝙚, 𝙮𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙨 𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙨, 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙨, 𝙨𝙖𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨, 𝙨𝙚𝙭𝙪𝙖𝙡 𝙟𝙤𝙠𝙚𝙨, 𝙨𝙢𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜, 𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜, 𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙪𝙖𝙜𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙗𝙡𝙚 - 𝙤𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙝𝙪𝙢𝙤𝙧. 𝘾𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙖𝙨𝙛...】 【!𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆!: 𝙉𝙤𝙩 𝙖 𝙣𝙚𝙘𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙡𝙮 𝙨𝙡𝙤𝙬 𝙗𝙪𝙧𝙣 𝙗𝙤𝙤𝙠, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙥𝙪𝙥𝙞𝙡'𝙨 𝙚 𝙣𝙡𝙖𝙧𝙜𝙚, 𝙞𝙩 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙖 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙩, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨𝙣'𝙩 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙞𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙮𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙚. 𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙗𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚 𝙞𝙣 2022, 𝙟𝙨 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙞𝙩.】 ༊࿐๋࣭ 《 𝐅! 𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐊𝐀𝐈!𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐗 𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄!𝐊𝐍𝐘 》 ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ ❝𝙊𝙝, 𝙖 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡 𝙣𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙙 𝘾𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙘𝙚.❞ -Y/n ❝𝙒𝙝𝙤'𝙨 𝘾𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙘𝙚?❞ -Muzan ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ ❝𝙃𝙚𝙮 𝙮/𝙣, 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜?❞ ❝𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙢𝙤𝙢.❞ ❝𝙈𝙮 𝙢𝙤𝙢 𝙞𝙨 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙙.❜❜
200 Ways to Call Someone an Idiot by Crazy-Fandom-Girl
Crazy-Fandom-Girl
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I know way to many ways to call someone an idiot, so I have decided to share them with you. Thinking of insulting someone, but don't want to get in trouble, read this book! Warning: It is not my fault if a grammar teacher is there when you call this idiot an idiot and you get detention.
𝐊𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐬𝐮 𝐍𝐨 𝐘𝐚𝐢𝐛𝐚 {𝐌𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬} 𝐄𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡 by Silenei
Silenei
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~Completed~ Memes, Memes, memes, everything is memes, memes is life in dis book, Ilovememes, youlovememes. I dont own anything so Ctto/ctta.
CreepyPasta on crack by ADeadMan
ADeadMan
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Yes. Fracture is my oc
Scp m e m e s by HComrade
HComrade
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Memes It's literally just memes
Randomness by TheSpiderQueen3268
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Hi I'm depressed
SCP memes II by volskygge
volskygge
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pain
Scp incorrect quotes.   [Discontinued] by X_Shylo_X
X_Shylo_X
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Some if not most of these are going to be based on my Headcanons.
SCPs but now with 20% more existential dread by DoodleandBug
DoodleandBug
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Welcome to SCP, where we have critical tomatoes and melty masks. I'm your guide for today. Have fun, don't touch that, Seriously Don't Touch That If You Value Your Life, and yeah. I change the description every once in a while, so try to remember the basics: - you do NOT recognise the bodies in the water, you hear me? - if I contact you about unsolicited memes, do not worry. that's just my evil clone. - we are having none of that 'bigger on the inside' nonsense - logical arguments are recommended SCP doesn't belong to me, and never will It's too much power. i literally dont want to look at this anymore lmao
Cracked Foundations by xxdisneyfan99xx
xxdisneyfan99xx
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Life really dealt a shitty hand to SCP-706, the living porcelain doll. Life in the SCP containment centers is already hard enough when you're strapped down so you won't hurt yourself and you can't make sure that you're still looking pretty, but when the Serpent's Hand strikes, perhaps this SCP will finally find hope, and maybe even "return home".