Jenna Connors is just a average fourteen year old girl, or so she thought. Apparently Jenna and her friends were blessed with unique abilities when they were born, to help the Guardians fight Magalor and the Shadow Legion. Together the team would be ultimate, and keep the balance between the light and shadows.

Amirah ran away when she was five taking her baby sister with her. For twelve years her and her sister managed to live hiding between each of the Seven Heavens, until Pierce stumbles upon their camp and decides to help them and take them to the rebel camp in the Moor.

Vanessa Paine isn't normal. She's grown up with the curse of vampirism. It wouldn't be as bad if the city's two largest covens weren't feuding. She will remain loyal to her family's coven for the rest of her immortal life. But this isn't just a feud, it's a war

I am a ranter. When I'm pent up I just need to rant. Usually I don't have anyone to rant to. Typically I choose to write it out in order to vent. And my friend got a hold on one of my rants and said I should put them here. So if you don't like rants and someone sounding bitchy. Don't look at this story.

Jane is just the Fangirl. Becka is the average Hipster. Both of them know the Hipster and Fangirl Blog rivalry between them. But can they understand see that they're still people living on the same website?

When Franny learns why former popular boy Tyler fell from grace, she gets thrown head-first into his dangerous world but also closer to his timid heart. ***** Eighteen-year-old Tyler Madden used to have everything. He was captain of the football team, popular, high achiever, and was set to have a successful career. But when a secret too hard to handle comes to light, he turns to underground fighting to deal with the pain. Now, he's in too deep. And when Francesca Howard befriends him at school in the hopes of figuring out what went wrong, she unknowingly gets pulled into the criminal world he's now stuck in. As the two find comfort in each other, they find themselves faced with their impending future and trying to get Tyler out alive. Content/Trigger Warning: this story contains scenes pertaining to drug use, substance abuse, and violence. [#1 in teen fiction, romance and action]

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)