["You're literally standing in front of my room you fucking moron." The blonde deadpans, gesturing to the door behind Wilbur. Wilbur freezes. "But this is my room." The blonde's face twists into a scowl as he checks the number on his paper again. Wilbur does the same, desperately hoping it isn't true- Wilbur hardly noticed the freshman looking over his shoulder, comparing the two papers with him. "Oh." He says simply, glancing between the dorm and Wilbur and facing him with a cheeky grin, "Looks like we're roommates."] IN WHICH Tommy annoys the everliving fuck out of his roommate whilst trying to figure out who is murdering all of his friends on the college campus OR c!crimeboys college au with a splash of murder ‼️PLATONIC‼️ Cover is by @_chocolattea on twt

[In a sense, Phil knew what to expect and what not to expect. He had picked apart this world and figured it out, he could do it to the next easily, there was no reason to be surprised anymore. Or, that's what Phil thought, before they brought the piglin to the lab.] IN WHICH Phil is a scientist, and Techno is a piglin from the 'new' dimension that has been recently discovered. OR emerald duo except it's a scientist au ‼️THIS IS PLATONIC, YOU SICK FUCKS‼️ Title is from Body by Mother Mother

What happens when 2 kids get adopted by a nice famous family. One kids mute after watching his parents die and the other promise never to leave his brother alone because he almost die. And then it turned into seperation anxiety. What happened when that same mute kid get abuse by his teacher but no one cares. Except his foster family and a nice kid. What happened when 1 tweet gose viral and changes everything. For this little boy. Read this to find out Started: September something 2021 Continue again December 7th 2022 Finished:

Cover image by on Twitter-@spoopdeewoop Theseus was suddenly and abruptly crowned prince of the Antarctic empire and with all the assassination and betrayals who can he place his trust in? Can he trust his brothers or his neglectful father or the new cryptic guard?

on hold Rest in peace Technoblade (1999-2022) TommyInnit is known for being in a "family" with his fellow friends and influencers Wilbur Soot, Philza Minecraft, and Technoblade called the "Sleepy Bois Inc". It was made as a lighthearted joke which evolved into the fans loving and obsessing over this idea of the four being related. However, little do they and Tommy's friends know, that this fake family is a little more real than everyone thought. or A story where TommyInnit and Technoblade are actually brothers, but keep it a secret from their fans and friends. The cover is by @Shmeckdoesstuff on Twitter !! I found this on Pinterest and thought is was so cute/perfect for this book!! Everyone should give them a follow and check out their fantastic art :)

( One of the robbers rushed towards the two boys only to be stopped by a dart to the abdomen. He promptly collapsed and started writhing on the ground, shouting profanities. "What the hell- what the fuck are in those?" Torpedo stared at Tommy incredulously. "Ink." Tommy smiled. "Dude- that could kill someone-" "Oh. Oops." ) In which Tommy is a vigilante who works as a barista with his best friends, who aren't even aware of his secret hobby. Unbeknownst to Tommy, his friends have secrets as well. ‼️THIS IS ENTIRELY PLATONIC‼️

Vigilante AU! -Raccooninnit -Tommy's got funky telekinesis shit that glows red -Tubbo and Ranboo are pretty pog -4/4 sbi my guys -Wilburs got siren powers but they're cooler -Technos just a fuckin boss -Phils a bird and old -lighthearted but don't let that fool you -inspired but Tommyinnits clinic for supervillians and Tommyinnits unbeatable method of avoiding sudden death -so read at the risk of your eyes leaking heavily yes I wrote this like tags cuz i wrote this on ao3 first (psst my ao3 is @that1onioninurfridge its got the cooler better shit)

one day, years before any of the dream smp wars or events, techno is out in the forest and finds a child almost dead. techno takes him I'm and decides to raise him. now techno has to learn how to raise a child and protect him from the dangers of the dream smp.

the oneshots are NOT connected unless the description says they are :)

I'm dying inside and so are you so that's probably why you're reading this book.