I am Augustus Waters...or...I used to be. This isn't my story. My story is over. It ended 8 days after my prefuneral. This is the beginning of my eternity. . . . This story has been discontinued and has been replaced by an epilogue with the same title. If you'd like to view it, you may click on my profile and browse through my stories. You will most likely find the epilogue there. If you have any further inquiries, don't hesitate to message me. Thank you for understanding.

Book Two of 'The Tales of the Royal Lunatic' It has been scientifically determined that Emilee Kate Willows is most definitely insane. Well, not really scientifically but it's just something everyone knows- the sky is blue, the Beatles are awesome and Emilee is crazy. But the problem is that not exactly EVERYONE knows. Maybe the whole of the U.S., tops. The poor people in Astria were innocent and oblivious until their new princess came along. Boy, did they have another thing coming to them. This is Emilee's version of Meet the Parents, only they don't need a lie detector and she's got a ton of people who want to kill her. It's nothing personal, she's just the mate of the vampire prince that everyone hates and killing her is like taking away the prince's soul. Her charm never had a chance. Will she be able to survive life as part of the royal family? Will she EVER meet a smurf?