》 Yoonmin CRACK! au in which yoongi is a culinary arts student who asks his new roommate jimin to help him around. Jimin is trying his best, but washing the meat with soap just ain't it fam 😔 • Side taekook • C O M P L E T E D ✔ ~ mostly but not all social media (edits) au ~ !!! Lots of but EXTREMELY short parts !!! 》 This AU is finished and is originally published under my twitter account, you can find it under @starryjimini ! 《

"Are you colorblind?" "No. I just don't like colors."

"Touching you is touching heaven. Even if you're the devil in a pretty package."

"Well, maybe he will like you in a skirt." where a crazy night in a club bathroom changes everything.

"D-do you want to be my friend?" "Can't you fucking see that all I want to do is eat you?"

"You look so dead." "Well you did find me on Tumblr."

Unknown: hey my bf is cheating i want to get him back do you want to cheat

"What is it that you seek from me?" "Perfection."

"What does apodyopsis mean?" "The act of mentally undressing someone."

"Tell that guy I'm paying for his food because he's hot." where yoongi pays for a really hot guys food while in being in a drivethru.