》 Yoonmin CRACK! au in which yoongi is a culinary arts student who asks his new roommate jimin to help him around. Jimin is trying his best, but washing the meat with soap just ain't it fam 😔 • Side taekook • C O M P L E T E D ✔ ~ mostly but not all social media (edits) au ~ !!! Lots of but EXTREMELY short parts...
"Touching you is touching heaven. Even if you're the devil in a pretty package."
"Well, maybe he will like you in a skirt." where a crazy night in a club bathroom changes everything.
"D-do you want to be my friend?" "Can't you fucking see that all I want to do is eat you?"
Unknown: hey my bf is cheating i want to get him back do you want to cheat
"What does apodyopsis mean?" "The act of mentally undressing someone."
"Tell that guy I'm paying for his food because he's hot." where yoongi pays for a really hot guys food while in being in a drivethru.
"How about I give you 50 and you give me a kiss on the cheek?" where yoongi uses an online website to create the ideal boyfriend which happens to be park jimin.
littlemochi: i really like ur pants in which jimin comments on yoongi's picture that he really likes his pants.
"I want you to break my hymen." "Jimin, you do know men don't have hymen's, right?"
Jimin is a matchmaker - an assistant to Cupid - and is sent to the mortal world to make a boy named Min Yoongi fall in love with his music partner, Jung Hoseok started ; february eighteenth, 2016 finished ; july seventh, 2016 160515 - #87 in fanfiction 160523 - #75 in fanfiction 160910 - #7 in yoonmin 160910...
What if the whole world starts crazily shipping yoonmin because of that one little thing idiot Park Jimin did in an interview of BTS? Or, maybe it was Yoongi's fault. He, after all, was the one who kissed Jimin. On cam. And live. (NOTE: The fanfic is currently being edited, but you can still read it. There may be sudd...
