Tommy is sick and tired of being stuck the third wheel of tubbo and Ranboo so why not marry (platonically) Purpled instead. I suck at summaries. Rip.

"I uh," Tommy starts, not knowing how to break this to the hero lightly. He hates to be the bearer of bad news. "I think your powers are broken? It's not a bad thing of course, but like, I swear you tried to mind control me and it like, totally failed. Which is fine, honestly, don't feel insecure. Everyone's power stop working sometimes... I think." Sheesh, this is very awkward. Why is no one else talking? Why is Philza looking at him like he grew three heads? Why is the Blade staring at him so intensely? Why is Willow still frozen? "Did I, did I hit a nerve? Yikes," Tommy hisses, "Well um," He steps back, bracing his legs and bending his knees, "This was like super fun, but I'm - I'mma head out." or, in which Tommy manages to annoy the hell out of Phil, Techno and Wilbur by being both impossible to catch and irritatingly endearing. or or, a crack fic where Tommy is a vigilante and Phil, Techno and Wilbur are the heroes hunting him down.

Zak and Darryl are best friends. But when the basketball championships begin, Darryl seems a bit more distracted than usual. So, naturally, Zak tries out to be a cheerleader. I mean, who wouldn't? But Zak soon finds out the real reason Darryl was anxious. ----------------------- INFORMATION: Cover Art By: god1ast_ on Instagram Author: Quackitys_OwO_Drugs Story Tags: skephalo, skeppy, badboyhalo, bbh, gay, mlm, dsmp, mcyt, lgbtq, lgbtqia Based Off Of: MCC 16 - Pink Parrots ----------------------- ((THIS STORY WILL NOT CONTAIN SMUT. BOTH BBH AND SKEPPY HAVE STATED THAT THEY ARE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH IT, SO THEREFORE THIS IS MORE OF A FLIRTATIOUS STORY.)) (Only mature thing is cursing/swearing. Read only if okay with MLM, SkepHalo, and/or swearing.) ⚠️IF ANY OF THE CONTENT CREATORS MENTIONED IN THIS STORY BECOME UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THIS, I WILL TAKE IT DOWN. PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL TO THEIR BOUNDARIES. I DID AS MUCH RESEARCH AS I COULD BEFORE WRITING THIS STORY!⚠️ [] ZAK AND DARRYL ARE ONE YEAR APART IN THIS AU, SINCE THEY ARE HIGH-SCHOOLERS! DARRYL IS 18 AND ZAK IS 17. [] <> I AM USING THEIR REAL NAMES, BUT I AM NOT SHIPPING THE REAL PEOPLE. AGAIN, IF THEY FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THIS, I WILL BE MORE THAN WILLING TO TAKE IT DOWN. <>