"Get on all four you little sluts !" Poly

just a bunch of one-shots, woosan 'cause yep they're my fav ship, mainly smut (beware of the "🔞"). long chapters ❗mature content won't be pointed out (chapters might contain use of graphic violence, underage, sexual content, and many other tw stuff) so, as always: don't like, don't read please! I MIGHT ACCEPT REQUESTS IF YOU WANT ME TO WRITE SOMETHING FOR YOU, I prefer woosan but I might accept other canon and non-canon ship too. I might be picky though ➡️ chapter "requests" is there for you!

Wooyoung and San are dedicated members of ATEEZ. What happens when they fall in love and have to deal with the pressures of idol culture and each other? A Wooyoung x San Love Story

San is Seoul's most eligible-and most reluctant-bachelor. At 25, the heir to a powerful chaebol dynasty has wealth, power, and the relentless pressure of legacy weighing down his every step. His parents have had enough of his messy dating history and demand he settle down... preferably with someone they can parade at fundraisers. Their solution? A contract with the city's most sought-after matchmaker: Jung Wooyoung. #18 Woosan first week published. #2 Chaebol #1 Matchmaker #5 ChoiSan #20 Ateez #1 Chaebol

Bratty sunshine meets cold ambition - and hearts never stood a chance. Haneul University - where dreams, drama, and competition thrive. Jung Wooyoung, the campus charmer with a smile that could melt stone, has everything - friends, fame, and a knack for getting what he wants. What he doesn't expect is Choi San - the new transfer student with sharp eyes, quieter words, and a terrifyingly steady kind of confidence. Their first meeting? A clash. Their next? A challenge. And somewhere between endless bickering, jealous glances, and unspoken care - something starts to change. Wooyoung flirts to win. San calculates to keep. But when love enters the battlefield, who really gets conquered? A story of rivalry, obsession, and the kind of first love that never lets go - even years later. ✦

It was supposed to be a simple one-night stand. A measly night of passion. A one-time thing at most. They both had agreed to that before everything. One thing they did not account for was falling for each other from that night spent together. Seonghwa wasn't supposed to have fallen for his friend's brother after that night, but he did. And he didn't regret it... What he didn't know was when he agreed to spend that night with the alpha, it became the most important mistake of his life... An unlikely love story unfolds when Seonghwa meets a charming, handsome stranger at his best friend's wedding and turns his life upside down. Began: 27th May 2023 Published: 14th February, 2025 Finished: 12th November, 2025

Bratty, spoiled Wooyoung reluctantly ventures into his first therapy session, but little does he know, it's about to change his life in unexpected ways. Enter San, the overworked, almost 30-year-old psychologist with a heart of gold and a weakness for Wooyoung's charm. As their unlikely connection unfolds, they navigate through love, healing, and a sprinkle of inappropriate jokes and steamy scenes. Join Wooyoung and San on their captivating journey, where laughter, love, and growth intertwine in unexpected ways. Because sometimes, healing comes in the most unexpected forms.

They were both broken by the people they trusted most. What they never expected... was each other. When Wooyoung catches his boyfriend in a lie-the kind with lipstick and lingering touches-he's not just heartbroken. He's furious, humiliated, and standing in the rain outside a café with a phone full of evidence and no one to send it to. Then San crashes into him. Literally. One apology, one shattered phone, and one badly scrawled phone number later, Wooyoung finds himself thinking about the beautiful stranger with haunted eyes and a voice that cracked like something inside him had just given out. San is reeling from his own betrayal. He's not looking to fall for anyone-especially not the sharp-tongued, emotionally fried guy he nearly concussed on a sidewalk. But somehow, between awkward texts and late-night walks, the two start to piece together something unexpected. Not perfect. Not easy. But real. #24 Woosan

"Wooyoung," San said finally, his voice low, careful. "Are you... okay?" Wooyoung's jaw clenched. Okay? Was he okay? After everything-Mrs. Choi's venom, San's absence, this entire fucking marriage-was he okay? He wanted to laugh, to scream, to tell San to go to hell. But he didn't. He just stayed silent, his back to the alpha, his tears soaking into the pillow. "Wooyoung," San tried again, softer this time. "I heard you crying." "Oh, great," Wooyoung muttered, his voice thick with sarcasm and unshed tears. "Gold star for observation, alpha. Now leave me alone." San sighed, the sound heavy, exhausted. "I'm just trying to-" "What? Care?" Wooyoung snapped, still not turning around. "Don't bother. You're three years too late." Omegaverse Woosan

"You need to get laid." San froze. The room went quiet for a beat-just the hum of amps cooling down. Then Yunho *whooped*, Jongho choked on his water, and Yeosang's eyebrows shot up. San's face burned. "What the fuck, Hwa?" Seonghwa shrugged, unrepentant. "You've been a monk for, what, six months? Since-" He caught himself, glanced at Yeosang, then barreled on. "Since *forever*. You're wound tighter than Hongjoong's guitar strings." Hongjoong nodded solemnly. "Fact. And I've got just the guy." San groaned, dragging a hand down his face. "No. Absolutely not." "Come on," Hongjoong wheedled. "He's annoying. Cute. Total brat. *Your type*." Yunho clapped San on the back. "Do it. Live a little. Worst case, you get a funny story." Jongho grinned. "Best case, you forget how to frown." San opened his mouth to argue, but the words stuck. Last time he'd hooked up-*fuck*, that had been a disaster. Some model with a laugh like a hyena and a fetish for biting. He'd bailed before the Uber even pulled up. But the band was staring, Seonghwa's eyes soft with concern, Hongjoong's practically sparkling with mischief. "Fine," San muttered. "Whatever. Just... shut up." Woosan story