paper cuts are worse than heartbreak. itadori yūji 2021 ⓒ oinjii

An amnesiac Maiden, a little Girl, a kappa, and a Dog Deity.

Out of all the people to be reborn as, why Izuna Uchiha? I was just a normal girl! Well, as far as an otaku can be normal. But now I've been reborn as a female Izuna. Welp, I'm fated to die, cause someone to go crazy, and have Duckbutt hair. I'm screwed, but I'm not going down without a fight! I'm determined to fix the past, save Madara's soul, befriend Tobirama (my killer) and annoy the heck out of as many people as possible!

"Don't forget me," He whispered pleadingly. "I won't forget you..." The leaves of the nearby tree rustled in the gentle breeze. The young girl smiled softly and let out a childish giggle. "I won't silly." They had only met each other simply because of their own respective duties and fell in love by chance. It was their first love. 𝓕𝓲𝓻𝓼𝓽 𝓫𝓸𝓸𝓴 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓡𝓮𝓭 𝓜𝓸𝓸𝓷 𝓢𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓼

She was cursed with an unwanted second chance at life, given the title of 'hero' and pushed onto a battlefield against her will. "-Well fuck that." She wasn't about to waste her life for people who mean absolutely NOTHING to her. In fact, who the hell are they to tell her what she is or isn't? "-they want a 'hero'? While I'll give them a fucking hero! Take this!" They told her to save the world. "-Let's set this shithole ABLAZE-!" She gave them the finger, turned around, and decided to do the exact opposite. "-shit my hair caught fire!!!"

A KING goes mad with grief when he discovers the unfaithfulness of his wife. In a fit of rage he destroys everything he loves and burns his kingdom to the ground. Then...he kills himself. Centuries later the QUEEN's reincarnation meets the KING's and they struggle to put together the pieces of their shared broken past and uncover the truth behind that tragic night. A task almost impossible when HIS original incarnation's soul is set on killing HER current incarnation. "S-Stay back!" He grit his teeth as he slammed his head into a wall. She gasped and moved to help him, her eyes glimmering with concern when he stopped her in her tracks. A hand urging her to stay away. "Stay back..." he repeated as sweat dripped down his face, "I...don't know what I'll do next..." he forced a smile onto his face. "...and I'd rather kiss you when I'm myself."

"H E Y K A K A S H I - S E N S E I ?" "Hm?" "Why don't you have a L O V E R?" "I made a P R O M I S E to someone." He was still w a i t i n g. H E promised to protect her w͞i͞t͞h͞ h͞i͞s͞ l͞i͞f͞e͞. S H E promised to stay w͞i͞t͞h͞ h͞i͞m͞ f͞o͞r͞e͞v͞e͞r. But their s͟͞t͟͞o͟͞r͟͞y͟͞ was a tragic one. "D O N' T L E T GO!" "I'm S O R R Y . . ."

She's an internationally wanted criminal-! "-I prefer to call myself a skilled borrower." She winked. Wanted for the theft of several priceless pieces of art-! "-I'm a classy person if I do say so myself." She hummed as she twirled a strand of hair around her finger. -and severe damaged to various private properties-! "-I am a very stylish person. I couldn't resist the fireworks~!" She giggled sheepishly. He's a HOT FBI agent-! "-Please keep my introduction strictly professional." He crossed his arms stoically, "I would prefer if you omitted any 'slang' or casual vocabulary." He's the one in charge of capturing her. "-she's a criminal that must be brought to justice." He scoffed with a slight smirk. "I'm the one who'll do it." He's a sucker for her charm. "I AM NOT-!" He is. He seems so serious and stoic until she comes into the picture. Then he's a blushing mess.

" 𝕎𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕟𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕡𝕖𝕠𝕡𝕝𝕖 𝕚𝕟 𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕕𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞𝕤 𝕠𝕟𝕔𝕖 𝕨𝕖 𝕨𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕦𝕡? "

[•Grandfather was a magician who shamed his family •Grandmother was the daughter of a clockmaker who fell in love with a fool •Mother was a genius who threw her life away for love •Father was a poverty condemned writer who promised my mother happiness •And I was a dreamer who's mind belonged to the land of books and fantasy] A retelling of the Beauty and the Beast with a twist