Bernie is the only person that understands him. Bernie is the only person that makes him feel like the Mexicans don't need a wall. Donald is scared. He's never felt those feelings before. He always thought love meant a man was paying for a woman to have sex with him and take care of their children. Donald learns love means something else. Love means Bernie.

A story full of adventures with Shrek This has nothing to do with Shrek drowning his dick I just thought the title was funny bc it is Will Shrek ever find his true love and turn his dream into reality or will shreks dreams get destroyed while making tons of enemies along the way ? Will his minor fight club adventure turn his life around or have no impact on it ? Will Satan get in the way of true love ? Guess you'll have to read to find out

Donald Trump has never had a heart. Rumor has it that someone stole it when he was in his teens. Since then, he has always been a complete asshole. But everything changes when he meets a female, more straight then any other heterosexual out there. Her name was Ferrari Annabeth Lee Anderson Jones.

Trump was elected president. But he fell in love with Justin, the one who loved Obama the most. What will happen with this forbidden one sided love? Side Note: What am I doing with my life? This is an actual school assignment. I can't believe I'm actually submitting this.

It has been two years since Obama: The Musical has been created. As a tribute, I bestow upon you, Trump: The Musical. Also known as, the sequel that shouldn't have happened.

~Dr. Robotnik x Reader~ You are a genius engineer assigned by the government to run your own Department, known for your many PHD's in Science, Robotics, and more. In your longterm work you had only heard rumors of the genius Dr. Robotnik, however, you dismissed them as the usual gossip.... until he noticed you...

you're Tom's little sister who's just home from finishing her robotics major. Everything goes great back at home with you and your brother until a little blue hedgehog suddenly joins yous putting you all in unimaginable danger which would only make everything much worse. [all characters, except the reader and add-on characters, belong to the original creators of sonic the hedgehog including most of the story line as it is sculpted around the movie]

A short story of how Dora got pregerz. Many adventrz in dis boook Enjoy eet or else. Btw the grammar is going to be horrible. I made it that way though what u gon do about it (Photo credit: Unknown)

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