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Storm and Silence by RobThier
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"It is your choice," he said, stepping so close to me that our lips were almost touching. "Either do what I say - or get another job." My heart stood still as I gazed up into his deep, dark, dangerous eyes... In a world where women's only role in life is to sit at home and look pretty, Lilly is determined to fight for her freedom. There's only one problem: a powerful man blocking her way.
Married To A Larry Shipper || Larry Stylinson (Complete) ✔️ by LouAndI_Larry
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"I love you my beautiful wife." "Shut up, Harry. You're gay and that's that." ~Or~ Harry is married and his wife swears he's in love with Louis. || Ranked: 2nd place in the Popular Larry Stories category of the Bromance Awards ||
Bulletproof (#1) ✔ by TahliePurvis
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When Franny learns why former popular boy Tyler fell from grace, she gets thrown head-first into his dangerous world but also closer to his timid heart. ***** Eighteen-year-old Tyler Madden used to have everything. He was captain of the football team, popular, high achiever, and was set to have a successful career. But when a secret too hard to handle comes to light, he turns to underground fighting to deal with the pain. Now, he's in too deep. And when Francesca Howard befriends him at school in the hopes of figuring out what went wrong, she unknowingly gets pulled into the criminal world he's now stuck in. As the two find comfort in each other, they find themselves faced with their impending future and trying to get Tyler out alive. Content/Trigger Warning: this story contains scenes pertaining to drug use, substance abuse, and violence. [#1 in teen fiction, romance and action]
The Girl Who Sold Herself on Ebay by Jessabellx
Jessabellx
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Would YOU trust someone who bought you off Ebay? Grace is sick of being labelled a snob because of her money. She's sick of her backstabbing friends and her mansion of a house. She doesn't know how to tell if people are friends with Grace, or Grace's money, and all she really wants is a fresh start. So she decides to sell herself on Ebay. Setting up a fake account, she sells herself as a teenage dropout who 'will work for money'. When 'Jas737' wins the auction, everything seems innocent. She gets to work cleaning his apartment, and for once in her life realizes how it feels to have responsibility, and a friend who doesn't judge her for her wealth. But unfortunately for Grace, she learns that you can't trust everyone the hard way. Who's not to say there's other people tracking her down with different meanings for "work"? after all, how's a 'helpless teenage drop out with no money supposed to save herself? Will she be able to keep up her disguise? Is Jas737 even as trustworthy as he says he is? Maybe Grace should have thought twice about selling herself over the internet.
How to Speak Fangirl/Fanboy by FishAndChip
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Have you ever had a fangirl/fanboy friend and you have no idea what they're talking about? Here's an easy helper.
101 Reasons Why I Hate Being A Girl by TheFunnyGirl_
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HAILING ALL GIRLS! This is the story that you all want to read. We all go through those dreadful moments through the teenage years, and here is story about one girl's dilemmas. Sit and relax, as you watch her many *face-palm* moments and celebrate when you realize, that every girl goes through the same embarrassing things. Also don't be afraid to list in the comments, 101 things why you also hate being a girl!
Hilarious Texts by walkinginclouds
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Random text fails that I stumbled upon while on the internet. I did not make any of these so all rights go to the people who actually made them and posted them. **WARNING: Sexual content and rude language so if you take offense to these please don't read.**
Ways 2 Annoy People by angelinapopstar
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Different ways to annoy people and some very funny dares TRY IT UR SELF
What goes on in my mind.. by FullMetal_SkittleZ
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WARNING: MAY CONTAIN INSANELY HIGH LEVELS OF CRAZYNESS!!!! READ ON AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!!
The Book of Wattpad Moments by AwKwardhoMeschooler
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What exactly is a Wattpad Moment? And why is there a book called "The Book of Wattpad Moments?!!" That's what they all say at first, and then the next thing you know, they're hooked. They can't get enough Wattpad Moments. And you know what? That'll be you, hungry.... thirsty... for more Wattpad Moments. Oh, and if you still don't know what a Wattpad Moment is, then open up "The Book of Wattpad Moments." But I must warn you, it's like a drug... a very addicting drug. That Wattpad Moment was first posted on Instagram, and I've gotton so much great feedback. Therefore, I decided "Hey, I should make a Wattpad Moment book." So here I am. The Instagram account is @thatwattpadmoment if you'd like to follow it. Have a Wattpad Moment that you'd like to see here? Message me it and maybe you will! NOTE: PLEASE DON'T STEAL ANY WATTPAD MOMENTS FROM MY BOOK WITHOUT ASKING #13 in Short Story (8-7-14) #7 in Non-Fiction (5-15-14) #87 in Humor (6-18-14)