It's a new school year, and Joe is late to his first day; on his way, he runs into a beautiful man, who just so happens to be his rival in the upcoming school election. Will he put aside his love and crush the opponent? Or will he find a way to make this forbidden love work out?

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Don't Here's a steamy, poetic, lustful, betray filled book with a plot twist end. Don't ask I was very, very, very, very, very, very bored.

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

Kool aid man and gordan do the naughty (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

(Y/n), after attempting suicide, has found a soothing table. But what happens when feelings blossom between the two?

basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you

hey you reading this bio please for the love of god don't take this book seriously. I wrote this when I was young and had a very bad sense of humor.

The love story of Donald trump and Shrek

barry loves him shrek is unsure.