[COMPLETED] [CRACK-FIC HUMOUR] In which James Sirius Potter and Fred Arthur Weasley II discover a time turner, to try and help Tom Marvolo Riddle II loosen up. It's just a fun little time travelling journey, with our family and friends, what could possibly go wrong? "I'm going to name my cat, Missy!" "What a cute name!" "It's short for Missile Launcher." "Oh..." [PLEASE READ THE INTRO BEFORE ASSUMING ANYTHING THROUGH THE BOOK TAGS] →Started: 18th.06.2020← →Ended: 13th.09.2020←

What would have happened if Harry had gotten the diary Horcrux instead of Ginny? Harry is confused about many things. Why won't Dumbledore let him stay at Hogwarts for the summer instead of go back to the Dursleys? Why won't Ginny leave him alone, even after he tells her he's gay? Why do Ron and Hermione keep meeting with Dumbledore and not telling him about it? With the help of his new friend, Tom Riddle, Harry answers these questions and more.... (Tomarry) Do not read while eating or drinking or in the middle of the night. This book is very humorous. Apparently.

Secrets, lies and deceit are something Harry Potter has been living with for 4 years. An unmissable opportunity arises and Harry grabs it with two hands, defecting and taking on the alias of the Dark Lords own Chaos in the graveyard 4th year. Powerful and sneaky, Harry shows he really isn't the Gryffindor savior everyone believes and the Dark Lord wants him for himself. HP/TMR. ❗Not mine! All credits go to Jessiikaa15 on fanfiction.net❗

Between trauma after being attacked by Quirrell, harsh comments from Snape and being told he has to go back to the Durselys, Harry has had enough. This summer he starts kicking back and watches as Dumbledore's carefully laid plans for him crumble ...

Best Ranks: #1 - harryxhermione and #1 - harmione "It's funny how fast friendship blossoms!" Hermione Granger thought, but little did she know that love blossoms just as fast. A Harry Potter Non Magical AU. Hermione Granger, a little insecure 16 year old bookworm, was alone at her school, she was a brilliant young lady always on top of her many classes but she had no friends, no one to talk to, no one to laugh with, no one who cared, but this all changed when a jet-haired boy with striking green eyes took transfer to her school. She thought he was like the others, she thought he would tease her, bully her, despise her, but oh boy Hermione Granger has never been so wrong in her life before. Harry Potter was the complete opposite in fact, he talked to her, teased her playfully, he was nice to her and he was her first friend, but she didn't know that she was going to think of him as something more than a friend pretty soon. (This was my first writing, so it isn't my best work, very much the opposite actually.)

(Aka the Tomalongadingdong™ fic) It was a normal day for Harry. He woke up, made breakfast for his relatives, ate some leftovers, and went out to do the chores set for him. Then it all changed when he accidentally disturbed a snake in the grass. Please do not message me about translations. I'm not accepting them.

Hermione keeps stealing Harry's Quidditch jersey. Harmony Fluff. Source of the cover art can be found here: https://www.instagram.com/p/CHOCnMIAHsF/

The day before Harry Potter was due to go to Hogwarts for the very first time, his aunt and uncle informed him that he wouldn't be going. Instead, he was sent to Stonewall High. Now, three years later, the Goblet of Fire has named him as a TriWizard Champion. What that means is anyone's guess, but to Harry, one thing is clear: he can finally get away from Privet Drive.

Teen mom? Check. On the run? Check. Daughter of the Dark Lord? Check. Not entirely human? Check. Slowly falling in love with a Weasley? Yup, got that too. Journey with Marley Riddle as she is tracked down by her estranged and not very loving father, Voldemort. Forcing her and her daughter to flee and come upon a safe haven that she only dreamed of going to. She takes refuge at the burrow where she meets some very interesting people and soon enough starts to feel herself grow attach to the people in the burrow. Maybe a little too attached to one of the red headed Weasley boys? Watch as Marley turns flaming red from a boy with flaming red hair and works hard to protect the people she loves from the one man that could ruin everything. This book is the first book in the Marley series, read the A/N at the end of the book to know which book is next in the series. This book was formerly known as "Can We Seriously Be A Family?".

AU It's Christmas in Harry's third year. When Hermione causes his new Firebolt to be confiscated, he realises that she is more important than any broomstick to him. Continues on through the books from there until the end of their fourth year. 21st century technology is used (as though this story started in 2003 instead of 1993) DISCLAIMER: THIS STORY IS NOT MINE THIS BELONGS TO witowsmp. THIS IS ORIGINALLY BEEN POSTED IN FANFICTION.PORTKEY.ORG BUT THAT WEBSITE IS NOW DOWN. I AM ONLY POSTING IT HERE FOR YOU GUYS TO ENJOY IT. THIS STORY IS NOT MINE. AGAIN THIS STORY IS NOT MINE THIS BELONGS TO witowsmp.