Seventeen Eric Cartman is willing to do just about anything for Kyle Brofinski. Even not eating, losing weight and stop being the normal jackass he is. Kyle doesn't know this. He just simply wants to be happy with his boyfriend Stan Warning: contains eating disorders, depression and cussing Is the mix of editing and being written all at once. I don't own these characters, they go Trey Parker and Matt Stone

This is a Countryhumans story about Germany and Russia. Warning: This is a slow burn. Germany is an excited and hardworking person who miraculously was accepted to one of the most prestigious universities. His foster father urges him to go to a field that is in Germany's opinion, dull and boring, as he has his own opinion on what is interesting to him. As always, there are ups and downs, but he is giddy with freedom and doesn't let anyone faze him. Until he finds that the subject his foster father wants him to pursue is a prerequisite Russia, on the other hand, is a stoic, blunt and straightforward, sometimes being aggressive and reserved. He amazingly passed the tests to be accepted to the Globally recognized university, and is ushered out of his home to get a degree to be able to help his father feed his family. he has no time for youthlike fun, frivolous adventures and romance. He expects the year to be dull but needed for his life. Both of them don't expect to become friends, and avoid eye contact. Germany then wishes to have more of the classes with Russia, just to get close. Does he succeed? That is the question. Ranking in 2022: #1 in Reich #1 in russiaxgermany 2024: #4 countryhumansrussia 2025: #1 rusger