Mostly just writing practice sooooo yeah. This is based off of a headcanon that I saw a while ago so I was like "WHY ZE HELL NOT". So, enjoy. EDIT: Okay, after some contemplation I have decided to turn this into an on-going chapter book! Summary: Craig and Clyde have always been best friends, from the moment they met in Kindergarten to now - as awkward middle school students in eighth grade. However, Clyde goes through a tough phase that threatens to snap their friendship in half altogether and Craig finds himself more upset than he is willing to let on. Will they eventually mend their friendship with the help of a certain individual? Or are they just not meant for each other anymore? (Contains a few little sides of Crenny) (And by little I mean a lot)

BY LIVVY MOTHERFUCKING ROSE Summary: Craig's been in a shitty mood ever since he came down with a cold, so it's Clyde's duty to cheer him up! But what exactly does Clyde have in mind for the grumpy noirette...?

Craig's excited for his first year of high school, he's looking forward to the new babes and hopefully hot teachers. But when he actually thinks to himself what he wants this year, he can only think of two things one, that his family life will get better and two, that his secret depression doesn't get loose and the entire school finds out. The only thing keeping his depression from overwhelming every aspect of his life is Stripe his spunky guinea pig and innocent little sister. Sadly when that's torn away from him suicide seems like a better choice than life. Fortunately for Craig, his life is set on the right course when he's skateboarding to school and bumps into reader who's rollerskating to school. After being laughed at by his dismissive parents and despising reader he learns a lot more about the unusual girl than he had ever intended, love wasn't on Craig's list but it smacks him right in the face.(like readerXD) M for violence, suicidal thoughts/mental illness, language, and sexual content(lemon at the end and jokes) coverart by rufionitram on deviantart check them out!

A series of one shots in the South Park universe. Requests welcome. I do F/M, F/F, and M/M reader inserts Obvious Discaimer/Warning: Abundant swearing, racist comments (mainly said by Cartman), and sexual/ other sensitive situations. If you are easily offended, do not read. Then again, if you are easily offended you would't be a SP fan... Thus, I end this redundant bullshit.

" I can't believe he ditch me again!" What happened?...Please...Love me back... ...Craig... " How could you?!"... " I'm sorry!" I hate cheats... ...I love you...

Really fucking short Cryde drabble

" Wait, what's the 'Love Game'?" " You don't want to play around with love." " Don't worry, I have everything under control." " You'll get hurt." " You have to SMILE! And I have to reveal my deepest secret to the whole school..." I'm already in love so I'll definitely win, it can't that hard could it?...