Hayden Marvel. Trey Parker. Total opposites. Hayden is sweet and innocent, and everyone who knows her just loves her. Trey is the star basketball player and hottest guy in the school, with a rep for being the bad boy since he's constantly stirring up trouble. But then, a masked dance at their school, the unlikely duo share a night like Cinderella had at the ball. Will the mysterious one reveal themself? Or will they keep it a secret, and hurt the other one in the process? Hayden and Trey end up becoming unexpected friends, and along the way, Hayden starts to realize that maybe this bad boy isn't so bad after all. But what happens after hearts are broken and secrets are uncovered? *** it's a major cliche guys. just so you're prepared. also UNEDITED!

Brooke and Zac have been best friends since preschool. During senior year Brooke decides to transform the nerdy Zac into a super hot guy, so he would stop being bullied in school. What are friends for? Sadly, that backfires and Zac ditches Brooke for a more popular clique and starts to date the school's most popular girl. It really does take two to tango, so Brooke decides to fake date Zac's new best friend, Adam, in order to make him jealous. But, what happens when everyone falls for the wrong person? *disclaimer* this sucks so read at your own discretion (written in 2011/2012) like it really does suck please stop yourself

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)