original idea??? watning: i will let outa smelly turd on ur face

This is a Valentines Day special for all of my Lemon Children. This is a Lemon Church paid for product. All stars go straight to my ego. Now please enjoy! (This is an absolute (-y not) accurate representation of how children are made.) Please enjoy. There's a quiz at the end, so please enjoy!

Shrek goes to Walmart looking for carrots but he finds something raddEr love!!!!!!! ❤️

IF YOUR READING THIS IM SO FUCKING SORRY BAHA... Tws- Smut (yes, this exists, kill me), Cursing, suicidal thoughts (admit it all these stories have them), and other shit thats just weird lmao.

dont tell my mommy plz coz she might disown me 😳😳😳😳😳

This entire book is satire don't take this seriously This was made as a joke TW: you will need severe therapy after reading this. Beware!!

I'm so sorry. Thanks to the person who told me to make another one 👍

Potato lovers' dream adventure

what the title says

Inspired by real life events lmao idk what I'm doing with my life enjoy ig~