Sex ed, but I'm telling you how it works.

This is a Valentines Day special for all of my Lemon Children. This is a Lemon Church paid for product. All stars go straight to my ego. Now please enjoy! (This is an absolute (-y not) accurate representation of how children are made.) Please enjoy. There's a quiz at the end, so please enjoy!

Shrek x toothpaste

Shrek goes to Walmart looking for carrots but he finds something raddEr love!!!!!!! ❤️

Rainbow Amogus Pop It x Reader

IF YOUR READING THIS IM SO FUCKING SORRY BAHA... Tws- Smut (yes, this exists, kill me), Cursing, suicidal thoughts (admit it all these stories have them), and other shit thats just weird lmao.

smut 😳

dont tell my mommy plz coz she might disown me 😳😳😳😳😳

Y/N's Story {𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐑𝐄}

This entire book is satire don't take this seriously This was made as a joke TW: you will need severe therapy after reading this. Beware!!

Y/N's Story - THE SEQUEL {𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐑𝐄}

I'm so sorry. Thanks to the person who told me to make another one 👍

Tater Tots

Potato lovers' dream adventure

boobs

what the title says

iPhone X charger smut

Inspired by real life events lmao idk what I'm doing with my life enjoy ig~