About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

The love story of Donald trump and Shrek

how tf did you find this book. this book is 100% satire btw read at your own risk. cover art made by me 😋