𝐎𝐍 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐃 "You're only famous because of my ass." ♔ ʀᴏʏᴀʟᴛʏ ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴛʏ sʜᴏᴡ ♔ Crack fic

✅ "Any last words before the race starts?" "vroom vroom bitch."

An assortment of the most cringe and cliché plots and storylines, with a side of bts. Disclaimer: The entirety of this book is ALL satire. I do not actually write this badly lol.

✅ "I learned a lesson today, and that's to never trust strangers." ♔ Eileen and her friend Jungkook are studying to be photographers. They hope to someday be professional enough to turn it into a career. While looking for a place to stay, they come across a friendly landlord. He offers them a place to stay in a spooky and quiet town. Though hearing the rumors about this abandoned ghost town, they took up the offer. They get to meet some of the underlying residents of this abandoned town. After spending weeks in this unsettling place, they realize something gut wrenching. This place isn't what they thought it was. Eileen was murdered on October 31st at 4 am. Who did it? -horror/mystery ( I wrote this book a while back, so it's pretty shitty lmao)

He woke up everyday not knowing who she was and she woke up everyday content with who he was. "I wish you'd wake up one day and call my name." --- [Winner Of Bangtan Writers Awards 2019] Cover by: @HobiAwae ❤ Status: Completed Chapter Length: 400 - 700 Words

The letters kept coming, threatening her. If Lee Kyung Mi, daughter of a popular surgeon in Korea, doesn't give the Mafia 3 million dollars in the next month, they'll kidnap her. Kyung Mi's father hires Korea's best bodyguard, Park Jimin, to protect her. But she doesn't care. Kyung Mi has been doing self-defense classes for ten years, and if they came after her, she'd be ready. She doesn't need a bodyguard. Or so she thought. Credits for the base idea go to @jiminfication! Special thanks to @Elenisoul20 for the gorgeous cover <3 Highest Ranking: #75 in FANFICTION

In name,she is Park Bom.Her life was normal until her mother gets married to a rich businessman who happened to fall in love with her mother. They are the rulers of underworld.7 devils in human bodies.Most dreaded mafias.They know nothing but power and money.They are called heartless not for nothing.They were all fine with money,drugs and women but what will happen when their 'father' suddenly wants to get married.And not to mention with a grown up daughter.They were forced to act like normal people infront of the new family members. Secrets are hidden.Doors are opened.A new world for both parties. "This bitch of a sister is really a pain in the ass.Should we kill her?" "She is doing something to us.I feel warmth inside my heart hyung" "We should protect her" "SHE IS OUR SISTER!" What is their story?Wanna know?Feel free to read! |ℙ𝕝𝕒𝕘𝕚𝕒𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕞 𝕚𝕤 𝕒 𝕔𝕣𝕚𝕞𝕖❗⚠️| Dᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴄᴏᴘʏ ᴍʏ ᴡᴏʀᴋ❗ Cover credist-my bestie

What is a soulmate you might ask? Your soulmate is supposed to be a person you share an intense and unexplainable connection with the moment you first meet. Your soulmate will understand you better than anyone else in the world because you share the same mind, heart, and soul, hence the term soulmate. Soulmate bonding is different for every individual, but when the click happens you will know. When it happens you immediately feel this connection like you've known the person your whole life. What will happen to your life when you attend a BTS concert with your friends and find out Yoongi is your soulmate? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- The beautiful cover is made by @Purple_He4rts Highest rankings: #1 in Fanfiction out of 96,1K stories #1 in minyoongi out of 49,1K stories #1 in Soulmates out of 13,4K stories # 1 in soulmate out of 12,9K stories #1 in soumateau out of 2,76K stories Disclaimer: These are the highest rankings the story had at some point, there may be some more but these are the ones I kept a screenshot of. Currently, the story doesn't have the same ranking it fluctuates a lot.

what will happen when y/n's uncle's will fall for her..... . . . . . wanna know then read...♡♡♡ started 2/5/22 dark ff mature content Ranking... ¤ #1 KILLER = OUT OF 4.54K STORIES

It comes after the kids. Only those who are the youngest ones in the family. ---------------------- BTS and along with their siblings come along to live at a strange house. Namjoon was the one who wanted to come here to work on a case about a family murdered by hanging them up from a tree. Their child however went missing. What happened to that child? Will Namjoon find out? Will they all survive in the house from a deadly being? Find out more in the story.