BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC by WhatMurdah "In my humble opinion there's only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic." And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three. When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt's controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other-their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press. Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione's attention and pines for a real marriage with her-even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco's blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body. (With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson's career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione's Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco's right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.) NOTE: this is not my work i just know people like reading it here better than ao3

內容轉載自- 從羨 {完結} 直播宣傳劇集的金泰亨被要求致電最近聯繫人，他撥出開頭第一個。 電話很快被接起，對面的聲音溫軟慵懶："誰啊？" "寶貝。"金泰亨喚，笑容和煦："今早起床時還跟你說了早安，這就忘了嗎？"... 　　

內容轉載自-常冬 {完結} 宿舍玩遊戲，甯芮星接受懲罰，開門的時候朝學校檢查衛生為首的男生吹了聲口哨，"小哥哥你好帥，戀愛嗎？" .......後來，甯芮星恨不得錘死那時候的自己，因為她撩的，是整個北華大學眾所周知的學生會長田柾國。 ...而一向嚴謹自律的田柾國從未想過有一天，會遇上喜歡的女孩，對着她再無冷靜，只餘沖動。

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