u, da little ol speedy of da wagon is a little sad ass gettin all da wemen bc u best waifu. but they were not good enough for the youz. there was not the sparkies, until u saw ✨him✨
You and Jeff Bezos have been dating for quite a while...before a certain "friend" comes between you. Will your relationship and love for Jeffery last, or will it be broken in the process?
They met at a hotel, and the billionaires fell into a love so strong nothing could break it. Unless?
99% satire
mr Jeff/Elon plz don't sue me for this it was not my idea