An unfunny & low effort crackbook 18+ so don't read it if your a kiddo

This book was a mistake. Really Hecking Terrible BFDI Stories is just your average "crackbook" filled with poorly made Microsoft Paint comics and chapters that are "meticulously crafted" to make young and impressionable 10 year old minds laugh out loud. This book involves very odd scenarios based around the popular(?) 2010s show, Battle For Dream Island (more commonly known as BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and recently, BFB) ,which is basically a Survivor or Total Drama Island type of show with objects as the characters/contestants. Before you read I have a strict policy against people who repeatedly use the common internet phrase "XD", use of this phrase will result in a chapter dedicated to scolding you for your redundant vocabulary. Another note before you read, this book has quite a bit of offensive humor, sexual innuendo, and other things that are not suitable for people under the age of 10, please read at your own risk. (I'm really sorry for all this fancy language I just want to be funny...) ❤BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and BFB is owned by jacknjellify❤

A Crack Book About Walking Objects I Like Also, the characters in this story are going to be the same version as they are in my Groupchat Story.If you see someone acting out of character than they usually do, you know why.

Here you will find blocks of randomness, stupid stories and other stuff like that. That's it DISCLAIMER! Everything that happens and is described in this book is now irrelevant to my current BFDIxII AU. So if you happen to read this and move onto the remastered book, don't take anything said here as facts in that book. My head cannons have changed long after this lol.

Yeah title ig

the bfb contestants have fun while they are waiting for the next bfb to come out Bfb,and every character mentioned in this story belongs to jacknjellify