Just... Jesus and a chicken

damn these microwaves fine.

it's all ogre now • Co-written by @shsllawyer the queen of the swump and @WarriorCatG the lord of Duloc

A man named Elmo and a man puppet named Kermit fall in love. They were childhood friends, but Kermit moved away, instead of living on Sesame Street, he lives on Disappointment island. That 384738377 miles away from his love. What will he do? We have no clue. Why? Because none of this happens in the story. Again, why? Because my friend and I are fuckers.

if you want something to read on a discord call then go to the last chapter thank me later

a stupid love story between caillou and barney that i made cause its quarantine. also would just like to say i am not trying to disrespect anyone. this is just for fun <3

SpongeBob has a rap battle with Miley Cyrus. When Miley finds out that SpongeBob has epic rapping skills, she wants her revenge. So what does she do? She uses her wrecking ball to destroy Bikini Bottom. Can SpongeBob stop her before it's too late?

PeRfecTion ye

Obama arrives at Bikini Bottom eager to taste those delicious Krabby Patties. Love sparks when he lays eyes on the delicious, spongy chef.

First of all. Why were you searching this. Second, this is gonna be a weird story, so now is your chance to back out.