Rose Melody Rain Winters was in deep trouble. Her bully for two years seems like he's taking a liking to her, but all he's ever given her was bruises and a terrible body image.
A man named Elmo and a man puppet named Kermit fall in love. They were childhood friends, but Kermit moved away, instead of living on Sesame Street, he lives on Disappointment island. That 384738377 miles away from his love.
What will he do? We have no clue. Why? Because none of this happens in the story. Again, why? Because my friend and I are fuckers.
After trump lost the election he went insane and tried to eat the swamp water but then he met a big green ogre and they fell in love 😍😍😍😍 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍