The apprentices need a way to communicate with each other. John needs a way to supervise his kids when he's not around. [Crack!fic]

For as long as she can possibly remember, Michael Brentwood (Scott Foley) has always been Amy's lifeline, the only person she can count on to heal her pain, not only emotionally but more importantly, physically. He's unbelievably kind, compassionate, an incredible humanitarian and a natural born pacifist. He just...tends to worry a little too much. When Michael rushes Amy (Phoebe Tonkin) to the hospital with an appendicitis, she's determined not to stick around, but her fear of hospitals is the least of her worries when her abusive ex boyfriend, Victor (Julian McMahon), returns to her life. Meanwhile, she meets Michael's new co-worker Andrew Barnett (Shane West), a bad boy rockstar with a heart of gold. Not only is he determined to protect her from her ex, but he's also determined to win her heart. **READERS PLEASE NOTE: This story takes place before the "How To" series. It can be read as a prequel to "How To Catch A Submissive" and/or a stand alone novel.**

medicine doesn't always work, does it?

Andrea Braxton was just riding her bike when her life changed forever. After a strange hit and run she finds herself waking up in the hospital. But is it so simple? Is she really in Evergreen Hospital? Soon she finds herself in the midst of a nightmare.

When a deadly disease ravages the town of Holmsley, Frankie and her friends find themselves trapped inside a military-blockaded quarantine zone. ***** A story that was first published in 2014 and feels more relevant than ever. Fifteen-year-old Frankie and her friends must find their way out of quarantine if they want to survive. As the body count rises, Frankie realizes that this is no ordinary quarantine and no one is coming to help. Once infected, the sick become crazed and violent, while fear turns other survivors to savages. And who or what are the mysterious figures Frankie keeps seeing around town? It seems she'll have to unravel the dark truth behind it all if she wants to get out alive... Content and/or trigger warning: This story describes disease outbreaks and contains scenes of violence, which may be triggering for some readers. [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]

WATTY 2016 WINNER of the HQ Love Award! Strange Yarns is a ball of tangled tales. Twisted, knotted, and intertwined. Like Tales of the Crypt, the Twilight Zone, and The Outer Limits. Strange Yarns is not just a collection of ghastly tales, these are yarns, and yarns are sewed together. Follow the yarns and see the grand design... think of this as an evil quilt. Ghost, ghouls, and cannibals being studied for nutrition research, Strange Yarns has got it all. ALL EXCEPT HAPPY ENDINGS!!! (The Author's Lawyer's retain the rights to define happy endings.) I'd love it if you'd vote. And if you really like them please share with a friend. And if you hated them, please share with an enemy. *Josh Saltzman is a Canadian Comedy Award winning writer and director. Recently he was the head writer of season 2 and 3 of Inspector Gadget on Netflix. His other credits include Fangbone! (Disney XD), Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs: The Animated Series (Sony/DHX), and in live action Call Me Fitz (HBO Canada). Josh has also made lots of weird videos you can find on youtube.

Xander Morris, a cardiophile, has developed a taste for blood. Emboldened by getting away with murder a few months prior, he and his husband, Adam Morris, kidnap two unwitting victims to participate in medical-themed torture. Adam gets revenge on a life-long stalker. ✅ = fully edited **Older work**