Shrek Smut

The love story of Donald trump and Shrek

Peppa meets a new friend and falls in love with them, but they turn out to be a lot weirder than expected. This is 100% non-fiction and I am not lying.

when you first started dating Elmo you thought he was a sweet, soft, kind guy. But it didn't take long before you found out he was a mafia Mafia boss. how will this mafia stuff affect your life?is Elmo really the right guy for you? will big bird steal your heart? there's only one way to find out read the story! this is a crackhead story. sorry

All I can say, is that this book will be funny. 2013 DJUnicorn

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.