Tommy and Tubbo are normal kids who just want to live in harmony and somewhat in peace. And they can! Wilbur Soot just wants to reside in the nation he built and enjoy his freedom. Phil is a proud father with great big, beautiful wings. Dream is just a guy who created a world for his friends and him to reside in. George is happy munding his own business and hanging out with his friends. Technoblade has retired from war and fighting. Quackity is in love and can't wait to be married to the loves of his life. No one is evil or a killer. Besides Techno, but he's fiiine. Everything is benign and free. Your favorite characters are all alive and live happy lives. These were all once true, but all are true no longer. ANGST I am taking 3 fics I wrote myself and combining them. They are: How the world works The Rain Cigarette? All have been changed to work together though. So, if you were curious about what happened before or after any of them, this is it. My fic to end all fics. For now. ITS LONG but already complete. Just needs to be edited at the time of me writing this. I'm still working on that a few months later, lol. I won't publish a chapter until it's been edited so don't worry. If there's a trigger that bothers you, it will probably be in here besides SA and stuff. Check first chapter. Not BBH approved.

How does the world work? Well, some people are strong, powerful, smart, or manipulative. Some are even all 4! People who can be on top stay on top and they use their gifts to get them there. But some people aren't strong. Some people are weak. Some people are naive or are less than smart. And some, well some are all 4. These people are at the mercy of the world and rarely, if ever, get even a chance to climb to the top. And that is simply how the world works. Now, if enough people band together, they can overthrow those who have the monopoly on power. This happened in the final disc war. But what if it hadn't? Dream had the teens cornered but in this world, no reinforcements arrived. So dream won. And that is simply how the world works. Ok. It's dsmp. Anything already in it may or may not appear in this fic. And if it does, it will be dramatized. This includes self harm, suicide, attempted suicide, drugs, murder, abuse in all forms, gaslighting, starvation, beatings, gore, imprisonment, torture, depression, dark thoughts, dark subjects, non bbh approved language, spoilers for the (early) dsmp, and more. I'm not putting tw in the actual chapters themselves because A) I will definitely forget one at some point and B) it's a huge spoiler to do so. But these themes are throughout the story. You have been warned. Not saying anything about the content creators, just the characters. Not suggesting that irl dream should go traumatize children or anything. Unlike my other fics, this ones language will not be bbh approved. I am ashamed of this but the story doesn't work since we'll when a death threat haste word heck in it.

After seven years of living in the UK, George decides to move back to the place he grew up in L'manburg. He plans on getting a job, home, and reuniting with his friends, however his plans change when he gets kidnapped by a Mafia because his father owed them money. He gets a deal to be allowed to live as long as he pays off his father's debt by physical labour, but it seems that the man who runs the mafia is treating him surprisingly nicely. _____________________________________________________ Will include: •Smut •Angst

BadBoyHalo has everything he could ever want. A loving husband, a nice home, enough money where neither have to work, and zir son. But being a demon, a trans demon at that, has many downsides. And that mixed with his depression and anxiety doesnt always let zem enjoy that life. Bad uses he/ze pronouns, cover art by Goosy🎗 on twitter! Part of my Angsty DSMP collection, you dont have to read Help Me Feel Okay or Too Far From God to understand but they exist in the same universe!

They are the random scary stories I found from reddit. Horror lovers! Check it out! (HIGHEST RANKING #1 in Reddit) These are from r/nosleep and related ones [ I do not own these stories. I credited the owners of the stories]

Phil and Kristin move into their new house. Unbeknownst to them, three little ghosts lived there first.

Tommy had been passed down from household to household, foster parent to foster parent since he was 4. He never found anywhere where he could be himself until...

LIFE is the organisation responsible for all human life. The people that work there are called the Creators. George is a Creator, he works in the soulmate department. He matches human soulmates, some even call him Cupid. At the age of eighteen soulmates can read each other's thoughts. Even Creators have soulmates. Never human soulmates though. That all changes however when the matcher of Creator soulmates drunkenly matches a human and a Creator. Going to find his human soulmate is the stupidest and most dangerous journey George will ever go on but it's got to be worth it for love, right? AMAZING COVER ART AND BANNER ARTWORKS DONE BY PIP! <33 I will include a TW at the start of each chapter ---------------------------------------------------- If anyone mentioned in the story is uncomfortable with it I will take it down immediately :) Only shipping their online personas! They will look like their minecraft characters.

Tommy stared at the ground before him. He was sick of this. It was his fucking birthday! He was never religious or whatever but he was about to beat the shit out of whatever god did this to him. he stood at the curbside of a police station; his worn down backpack resting over his shoulder as he waited for Puffy to arrive, because he, (yet again) let things go to shit. Or Tommy's a sad bitch and Phil adopts him *This is based off of characters not their content creators*

Philza and Techno hang at the Beeduo household :D