Set in 1984, You and your favorite guitarist meet after a rough night - and you start your long session of bonding over a new bottle of vodka. Maybe you even love him. (I am NOT portraying Mick from the dirt in this fanfiction. I am portraying real, genuine, sweetheart Mick.)

Hey guys, Samuel (or Valentino) here. If you couldn't already tell already, this is just going to contain random, short stories about, well, Alice Cooper and former and current band members (potentially former, I only know the VERY original lineup and the most RECENT lineup, beside Nita just having her temporary, maternity leave w/ being pregnant and all). I would just like to warn all of you that, yes, this book will have mature themes, such as explicit language, sex, violence, etc. so just keep an eye-out for any warnings in the beginning. Initially, you have been warned. Also, as someone who likes to create alternate universes for my own entertainment, if you find any of them cringe, please click off. As the person who has written "The New Student" (this is just my third account on here because I tend to forget passwords), I've seen cringe concepts, so be aware. I still find myself fulfilled with previous ideas of mine, like Cyber City, which of course didn't get much viewing, but may not be everyone's cup of tea, obviously. I have never been the type of person to use my old ideas and sort of tweak them a little to make something new, but here we are. A lot will be explained in certain chapters, so watch out for not only warnings and context, because trust me, when your with a writer like me, you're going to need some. There might be some characters in here that will probably make you scream "What the actual fuck", so watch out for those. For example, if Tommy (Henriksen) and Ryan (Roxie) are having a normal conversation and Phineas Flynn from Phineas & Ferb pops-up, just expect it to happen. Trust me, IT GETS WORSE. Thank you for reading, and enjoy 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖚𝖕𝖊𝖗 𝕯𝖚𝖕𝖊𝖗 𝕬𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 𝕮𝖔𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗 Oneshots.