Why are people still reading this. Adopt a hatred for doors with this fanfic! Read over two fools making bad choices! Foster your stability into insanity! This was my first fanfic, oh wow, this was back in 2021 Includes: strong language, manipulation, implied sexual content and loads of nonsense "Quackity don't lie to yourself. You're the yin to my yang," Wilbur said with a low voice as he placed a hand on Quackity's shoulder. Quackity pulled on the straps of Wilbur's apron, "We are not one in the same Wilbur. Don't make me say it again." Wilbur grinned, "You're the yin to my yang Quackity. You're my other half and-" Quackity noticed the short pause, "You complete me Quackity." "Wilbur," his voice was quiet as he looked at the floor. "Wilbur stop saying shit like that. We both know why I'm here." or, Wilbur and Quackity don't like each other- at all. Heck, they're running against each other in burger businesses that do surprisingly well. But if that's true, why does Quackity keep willingly spending his evenings with Wilbur? Why does Wilbur's mind tend to drift off towards Quackity more and more? Why are they both leaning into each other's space when they're supposed to be at work? Neither of them know. Nor did they know where things would go after one single kiss, they only saw the tip of the ice berg of their strong pull towards each other. If that's what one were to call it. Yes, this is about their mc characters. Not the actual ccs. Please this my first story I have other stuff too that you can read please Enjoy some Quackbur :] STARTED ON THE 26TH OF AUGUST WE DID IT, FINISHED ON THE 21ST OF JUNE 2022 Things I'm proud of: 2022 Feb. 9 we got #36 in dsmp Feb. 11 we made it to #24 in quackity May. 14th we got 10k reads :D Nov. 2 we got #4 in quackbur Why is this #6 on Purpled he's a background character

(Part Two of "Don't tell Anyone," you should check it out if you wanna check this one out!!) Quackity and Wilbur are living a nice, cute life far away from the SMP. Things are nice. Things are quiet. Things are peaceful. And they hate it! So, what else is there to do other than bring some chaos back? And they have just the thing to do it. ------------------------------------------------- Warnings: Cigarettes/Smoking Malewife and Girbossing Smut 👀 yes, some misspellings. please do correct me! ------------------------------------------------ ALSO!! THERE WILL BE NO: SHIPPING IRL CONTENT CREATORS! THESE ARE THE CHARACTERS FROM THE DSMP! SEXUALIZATION OF MINORS! SHIPPING OF MINORS! and other basic things, to make sure we all know. NOW you make read the book lol. ----------------------------------------------- YOOOOOOOOOOO!! WE BACK BITCHES! If you are new I suggest checking out the first part, it'll make more sense then. this book follows very little Canon events, so things are DEFINITELY inaccurate. and I don't spell check so... yah. Guys it's so nice to be back! I cannot wait for the drama! Anyways, hope yall enjoy! old and new!

Quackity and Wilbur always seen fighting, arguing, insulting each other. But they don't do it because they hate each other, no, they do it as a cover up. The two have been keeping a secret that they are actually together, but as things start building up, being secret lovers is the least of their problems. ------------------------------------------------- Warnings: Cigarettes/Smoking Malewife and Girbossing Smut 👀 maybe some misspellings --------------------------------------------------- Hello! Author here! This is my first story so I HOPE it isn't bad. If there any more warning I should put I will add them! Constructive criticism is welcomed also! Except about capitalization... I am too lazy for that. I hope you enjoy my book!

These two fruity assholes have taken over my life now, and I'm about to make it everyone's problem. So here's my collection of oneshots and little story bits. Insert your obligatory "this is about the characters, not the content creators" here. Don't ship real people and keep in mind that I'm writing about the characters, and purely the characters. (Art not mine ((Obviously))) If you have any questions about any of these AUs, feel free to ask me about them! I love answering questions about them. And if you spot something that I should add to the warnings, let me know so I can add them!

Quackity just wanted a cup of coffee after his last place got caught in the crossover of a gang war. Why is the owner of his new favorite place surrounded by blood? Or: Wilbur is a chaotic evil coffee shop owner and Quackity is a very confused mafia boss who just wanted some coffee.

Alex lives a normal life with a normal amount of friends. Little does he know that when he moves to London, a single person will cause so much drama, problems and a rollercoaster of emotions. CW cigarettes, alcohol, Sorry for any mistakes I don't always reread the chapters. And english isn't my main language.

I'll be writing a bunch of tnt duo oneshots that even YOU can ask for something to give me to practice writing - because tnt duo is fucking amazing. Other than requests, the rest are just things I get randomly moved to write As of may 31st REQUEST ARE BACK OPEN so ignore line below (As of march 10th I will not be taking requests until I finish the ones I still have yet to do) Hope you enjoy :D (this is where I mainly post now. Seeing as the majority of stuff I write happens to be quackbur oneshots or short stories with like 5 chapters max) Cover art is by fuwallo on Instagram CHECK THEM OUT their art is absolutely amazing. (Feel free to request :D) Full of angst, fluff, and just romantic stuff

Idk haven't seen anyone done this yet sooooo Incorrect quotes definition > An internet trend of putting real people or (more often) fictional characters into dialogue, often from other sources such as shows, films, or Tumblr text posts. These quotes are almost always comedic Updates will be random c: Enjoy :D 2022/01/02 > start 2022/01/09 > 1k reads! 2022/01/26 > 5k readers????????? aasgfbhkbg? 2022/02/23 > 10k readers! BOIS WE DID IT

A millionare's son met up with a boy who's parents own a boba shop, what could go wrong? Okok I had this idea while staring up at the ceiling during midnight while listening to any playlist I could find to fit my mood before going like "Hey, I have an idea for a fic-" and here am I, writing this. It might be terrible or it might not. Idk, I'm bad at writing shit but uh whateves. Read it if you like and you can always discontinue reading this if it's trash idc haha- Started: 13 July 2021 Finished: 26 October 2021

Wilbur was tired of being a hero. He liked to believe that he was a good hero, but being a good hero wasn't enough. It was never enough. Always compared to his twin brother, the golden child of the Minecraft Hero Family. Wilbur lived in Techno's shadow. He hated it so much and he wasn't sure how much more he could take. He wanted to be seen for who he was. He was Wilbur goddamn Minecraft, and he refused to let himself be a side note in someone else's story. Villains had one right; the right to choose a nemesis. A thesis to their anti-thesis. A rival. His subordinates always questioned why he chose Magpie. He never bothered to explain. He had met the hero once, and that was all it took. The eldest of the Minecraft children was so much more than anyone realized. There was a deep running fury hidden under his mask. The hero was fast approaching his breaking point. That, is why Quackity chose him. Wilbur Minecraft was going to fall soon, and he was going to fall hard. And Quackity would be right there waiting, ready to catch his songbird when he did. (Art belongs to @smimsalted who is a part of my Discord server and deserves all the love for this amazing piece!)