you can call me, alexander. (young alex into old alex) started August 2019 completed March 2020

"Excuse me gentlemen but I was wondering if any of you happen to have a light by chance?" i ask looking back to each of the four men standing in front of me...

❗ COMPLETED BOOK! As the title says, these will be random one shots stories about the reader and Alex Turner.

Alex Turner is bored with his life. The drunken nights and nameless girls have become routine in his high-speed lifestyle. But everything changes when he meets Indiana Hunt, an erratic college student who isn't afraid to say what she thinks. And when their two chaotic worlds collide, the results are catastrophic. • "We're both disasters," he said to me. "You and I, one big fucking mess." •

"If it's insanity, brand me infatuated." Leah Greene doesn't think much about the trip to California with her best friend until a hotel room mixup with the Arctic Monkeys and hollywood drama chasing her tail for it. Alex doesn't think much about the next few gigs in California after his recent breakup with Arielle. But after a rather awkward meeting between him and a fan, things are going to be changed between him and the band forever. [THIS IS NOT A SEQUEL. THIS IS A BETTER VERSION OF THE ORIGINAL.] IMPORTANT NOTE I left Wattpad years ago because suddenly I had a lot more pressure from school, and looked back on this story. I cringed so fucking much, but it brought back so many memories so I wanted to completely fix it. It won't get as many reads as the original but I wanted to put this out here anyways. Better version complete with: - NEW scenes - Foreshadowing - Realistic pacing - Grammar! - Better dialogue - Imagery - A standard (past) tense - Cut filler scenes - American spelling since Leah is American (even though I'm not) - Edited storyline - No confusing POV's - Fixed plot holes - Prior research - Actual common sense Thanks for all the support!

"Secrets I have held in my heart are harder to hide than I thought..." AM AU

"Why'd you come here every day? Cigarettes don't run out overnight." Alex Turner is in his last year of school, perfectly ready to let it pass by like a grey train with no intentions of jumping on. He doesn't expect anything interesting to happen in his very mediocre life, and that's when a girl dressed like his favourite worst nightmare waltzes on in and flips everything upside down.

She hates him. He hates her. But after a one night stand with 'no strings attached' do their feelings for one another begin to get complicated? Can Alex win her over with his 'irresistible' charms? or will she stand her ground and push him away? ~SENSITIVE AND SEXUAL CONTENT~ I started writing this book a long while ago now and the start really makes me cringe when reading back on it. However, keep on reading and I promise it gets better as the story goes on. Enjoy!

❝ 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐'𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘱𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘦'𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘥𝘢𝘮𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 ❞ Maya just started working for EMI record company as soon as she's put incharge of the Arctic Monkeys who are supposed to be making their best album yet called AM. Everyone has warned her about Alex Turner, the lead singer of the band. If she does not want to get fired she must not engage with any sorts of relationship with Alex apart from a friendship, but will this be possible since Alex is known to charm every girl he meets? Will Maya manage to be the first girl to catch feelings for him or will she fall for him? warning : fluff and smut ( I'm sorry if I make any mistakes regarding time lines or events because I'm not that familiar with the history of the Arctic Monkeys I'll do my best with researching :) )

You and Alex as parents ♥