So, ya know. The whole enchilada, better known as those 12 (14 if ya count Hestia* and Hades) peeps that lived in the sky a long time ago. You get to read some sh*t preferences from a history dork with no life. Capisce? *some sources say that Hestia gave up her seat as an olympian for Dionysus. Others say it was vice versa.

The gods are only human. | Hestia is known as the virgin goddess of the hearth, architecture, domesticity, family, the home and the state. She's the first child of Cronus and Rhea, and the eldest of the first set of Olympian siblings. She's usually non-confrontational and level-headed, and therefore adored by all the other gods and goddesses. Now imagine if all the other gods and goddesses came to her doorstep whenever they had problems. Imagine if she was the go-to girl because of her calm and nurturing nature. Imagine the words she'd have with her philandering brother, or the conversations she'd share with her nieces and nephews. Imagine what it's like at the fireside.